Ayanokouji: come to my dorm

Ryūen: oh? Why

Ayanokouji: we are making brownies

Ryūen: 😄 what

Ayanokouji: get laxatives on your way here

Ryūen: oh

Ryūen: poisoning people now are

Ayanokouji: as a matter of fact, yes

15 minutes later

Ryūen honestly did not know why Ayanokouji had told him to get them on the way there when he himself was in the dormitory. It just made it harder for him to get there. That bastard.

He sighed as he knocked on the the door and the bastard opened up.

"I never told you what room to go to," he said not missing a beat after opening the door. His eyebrows slightly rained as too say 'are you serious'.

"I stalked you," he responded, in such a straight tone that someone would have probably believed it.

Ayanokouji sighed has he let Ryūen and walked over to his kitchen area and went back to putting the brownie mix together. Ryūen sat at his small dining table. At one point he stopped mixing to go over to put the pills in a bag and crush them into a powder.

"So, care to remind me why your poisoning kids on a Tuesday?" Ryūen spoke up after a minute.

"WE are poisoning kids, you brought me the laxatives, it means your an accomplice now," Ayanokouji never once looking up. And technically he was right.

"I'm not passing out any brownies," Ryūen said, completely ignoring what Ayanokouji had said. He then saw a paper sitting idly by him, innocently.

He proceeded to crush up that paper into a ball and throw it at the back of Ayanokouji's head.

Ayanokouji stopped mixing his diarrhea inducing brownie mix.

He slowly turned around, before grabbing the paper from the ground.

And then proceeded to grab the box the brownie mix came in and throw it at Ryūen's face.

Ryūen threw the box right back at him.

Ayanokouji turned around and went for his knife drawer, and Ryūen decided this was a good time to go. However, Ayanokouji was blocking the front door, 1which left the very nice option of the balcony.

Ryūen ran while Ayanokouji was behind him, he quickly slid open the door and step out and closed the door behind him, even if it didn't stop him fully it would give Ryūen a moment.

But then Ayanokouji made eye contact and locked the door.

And Ryūen very helpfully remembered that he was on the fourth floor.

Shit.

Class D Groupchat

Ike added Ken Sudo

Sudo: Yo

Yousuke: Oh Hey 😁

Kikyo: Hi!!

Kei: Weren't you the kid that left saying making friends were for kiddie??

Ken: Yeah wll stuf happened, now deos anody vahe Ayanokouji's nmuber?

Chiaki: why??

Ken: I ahdv to thkan hmi fro sum

Professor: The way you spell hurts me

Akito: Also why was Ayanokouji the only word you spelled right?

Ken: Mind yer own busines

Kei: Um, anyways, anyone hear that banging?

Kikyo: yeah I hear it too, i thinks it's from the boys side of the dorms

Sotomura: i went outside to check it out, um, there seems to be someone stuck on a balcony

Ike: oh yeah I see it lmao

Kikyo: do you guys know whose dorm it is?

Ike: LMFAO

Kei: What happened?

Ike: THE GUY INSUDE JUST TOLD HIM TO GO AROUND

Ken:whakagvewhat 😭

Akito: What floor are they on lmfao 😰

Ike: The fourth I'm pretty sure 😬

Ken: how would he get around then 🤔

Kikyo: Sudo...

Hirata: I think that was the joke Sudo

Ken: huh?

Kei: He can't, that's the joke

Chiaki: Remind me how you got accepted into this school

Hirata: that's not very nice Chiaki 🙁

Chiaki: Sorry ig

Ike: Guys the banging stopped

Kei: oop

Meanwhile.....

Ryūen: you whore let me back in

Ayanokouji: no, I'm busy

Ryūen: go fuck yourself

Ayanokouji: that's not physically possible

Ryūen: Actually... 😏

Ayanokouji: Actually what?

Ryūen: do you not understand

Ayanokouji: No I cannot see the point you getting at.

Ryūen: are you being serious right now 😀

Ayanokouji: very, now please explain

Ryūen:

Ryūen: let me back in and I will

Ayanokouji:...fine

Ayanokouji sighed and opened the door, and made a hand gesture vaguely saying get in bitch.

Well, without the bitch part, Ryūen just liked to imagine things funnily.

Just as Ryūen went to go take a seat again Ayanokouji went to go see how the brownies were coming along.

Just then he got a ping on his phone.

Ryūen: I'm not actually gonna tell you lmfao figure it out on your own genuis 😙

Ryūen was then promptly hit in the head with a cup.