《Are you for real?! (Naruto various x reader)》Konohamaru-
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"NARUTO! GET YOUR ASS UP, WE'RE TAKING OUR PICTURES TODAY!" (Y/n) shouted at her roommate.
The sudden loud noise made Naruto jump out of his skin.
Naruto changes in his daily orange jumpsuit, and applied the "makeup"
"Bro, are you done-" (Y/n) stopped in her tracks as she looked at Naruto up and down.
"Really? This is what got me waiting for forty minutes?" (Y/n) deadpanned at him.
"Hey! Don't judge me!" Naruto snapped with his hands on his hips.
"Chill, chill, let's just go now." (Y/n) said while walking out of the apartment.
(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)
(Y/n) took her picture before Naruto. When she was done she walked up to the photographer.
"Listen, there's gonna be this blonde kids in red and white face paint, just don't question him, he isn't planning to change his mind." (Y/n) said with a tired expression.
"O-oh, thanks for the heads up?" The photographer replied.
(Y/n) left, leaving a slightly concerned yet confused photographer with his camera.
Just like (Y/n) said, Naruto go his picture taken by the same man, who didn't say anything to him.
(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)
"Retake your photo." The third Hokage let out.
"HUHHH, but that look took me ages!" Naruto said, trying to defend his picture.
Both the Hokage and Naruto were having a stare off.
"Transform!" Naruto said, as he turned into the female version of himself.
"Oh please, Lord Hokage..." Naruto said, still in the female body.
The third Hokage got a nosebleed at the sight of Naruto's Sexy Jutsu, and fell off his seat.
(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)
For the entire time this was happening, (Y/n) was watching the entire thing in the corner.
She decided to become visible when Naruto smacked Konohamaru on his head, knocking him out.
(Y/n) put a hand on Naruto's shoulder, making him jump a bit.
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"K.O." (Y/n) let out.
"Oh (Y/n), how are you- wait" Naruto took a pause.
"When did you get here?!" The blonde questioned.
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"No comment-"
"Really, (Y/n)." Lord Third said with a annoyed expression.
By now, Konohamaru gained consciousness when Naruto basically screamed at (Y/n).
Everyone in the room calmed down a bit after a while.
Konohamaru was currently being lectured by Ebisu on how he shouldn't associate with Naruto.
"Stick with me and you will gain a shortcut to becoming the-" Ebisu was cut off by (Y/n) throwing a copy of 'Icha Icha Paradise'.
"(Y/n), why are you throwing that book at Ebisu?" The Hokage questioned.
"So are you asking about the book, or why I threw it?" (Y/n) said in a confused tone.
"Both." Lord Third replied.
"1. because he was getting too much dialogue- He was talking too much I mean. 2. because of 🌟foreshadowing🌟" (Y/n) said, while throwing golden sparkles everywhere.
(Y/n) picked up the book and put it in her (a/c) bag.
She turned her body to face the window, and began to walk towards it.
"I shouldn't even be here-" (Y/n) said, while holding onto the railing of the window......
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Then jumped out.
Naruto left the room to go find her, with Konohamaru following him from behind, leaving the Hokage, Ebisu and that one ninja who's just there, dumbfounded.
(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)
"(N/n)-chan! I've been looking all over for you!" Naruto said, while hugging his best friend.
With (Y/n) in his tight embrace, she noticed a disguised Konohamaru by the fence, which Naruto also noticed.
The blonde was getting irritated, he let go of (Y/n) and pointed at the poorly disguised kid.
"Stop following me! What do you want now?!"
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"Konohamaru, I hate to break it to you, but your disguise is pathetic." (Y/n) said with her hands on her hips.
"You two have seen through my disguise. Your reputations are well earned." Konohamaru said, lowering down the 'disguise'.
After re-watching Naruto plenty of times, (Y/n) took her phone out, and started to listen to music.
Konohamaru seemed to notice it and pointed at it.
"Hey! What's that mysterious glowing object!"
(Y/n) dumbfounded at them. Naruto seemed to look in the direction of where Konohamaru's finger was pointing.
"You're right, I've always seen (N/n)-chan with it, but never got to know what it was." Naruto commented.
"Honestly, it's probably best if you two don't know what it is." (Y/n) put her phone in her bag.
"(N/n)-channnn, I want to know though!" Naruto whined.
She shook her head and left the two boys.
On her way to the apartment, she ended up bumping into someone, making her stumble back.
"Oh, Hinata!" (Y/n) exclaimed.
"Eh- I'm sorry (Y/n)-chan!"
"It's fine! I gotta get going, cya!"
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