Lucy starts making kissy noises in the air and I clap my hand over my mouth to avoid completely losing it. We eventually hear stomps and I assume Troian has finally left. We both collapse on the couch in fits of laughter, tears streaming down our faces. Suddenly the door swings open faster than a tornado and an angry Troian appears.

"UGH! YOU LITTLE BITCH!" she screams. I try to keep the taller brunette from strangling Lucy as I engulf her in my arms.

"TROIAN! STOP!" I yell as I try to keep her from wiggling out of my grasp.

"LET ME GO! I HATE YOU! I FEEL LIKE I'M NEVER GOING TO BE HAPPY AGAIN! YOU BROKE MY HEART AND NOW YOU'RE DATING ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS! AND YOU," she turns to Lucy, "you bitch, IT TAKES ALL OF ME TO NOT STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH! GOSH WHY... WHY... WHY ARE YOU GUYS. WHY?!" She completely breaks down as she takes both herself and me to the ground.

"Troian.. TROIAN! I'm sorry. Please. We're not dating, I promise. We did this to make you jealous. Please. Troian listen to me," I hug her tighter as Lucy silently slips out the door.

"Wait... a joke. This was a joke?" her anger starts building up again.

"No. No. Not a joke! I did this because I love you!"

"That is the dumbest thing you've ever said," she whispers.

"I know. Just. I love you so much. And I couldn't handle that every time I hear Patrick's name, every time I see a picture of him, every time I think about him, I just want to punch him. I get so jealous and I've tried so hard to stop being like this, to stop feeling this emotion. And being the idiot I am, I figured I could make you understand what I feel and I don't know. It made more sense when we were planning."

"You're still an idiot you know."

"I know. I'm really sorry, Troi."

"I know you are."

"Do you hate me?"

"What? Of course not. I could never!"

"I love you, Troian."

"I love you too."