《Condom Boxes ☹ SHAYLOR》Box Twenty
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We didn't spend an appropriate amount of time at the party. It was less than an hour that I've wanted. But Shawn wanted to leave, and i sorta did so, now we're on our date.
"Dinner date!" Shawn basically sings as we're getting in line to our clam shell dinner. Shawn says he likes sea food, so we're at a seafood buffet but I think I'll only eat sushi.
Shawn takes a seat across me as we both order waters. Together we walk to the counter tops and buffet bars. "Ah! Wow! A lobster. Oh I want it. But I'm going to cry eating this. Oh boo!" I laugh at Shawn's innocence while helping him fill up his plate throughout the time.
After we get our meals we basically eat and talk about ourselves some more. "So, what would you do in the future with your condom shop?" Shawn asks me. I choke on my chicken. "It's not a condom shop! Oh my. But Shawn, I just want to keep improving the place. It was nothing when it was given to me."
I look at Shawn and he has a mouth full of two sushi rolls on both sides of his cheeks. "Didn't know my boyfriend was a chipmunk." I laugh and lean over to punch his cheeks. (I meant pinch but I'll leave that typo there heh) "I am. Grr." Shawn giggles.
And that's about it. One of the greatest dates I've ever had. And it's so much better than that dumb trap party. But wait. "You're suppose to tell me why you buy condoms?"
Shawn laughs and covers his face. "I've only done it to impress you. I've felt as if you'd wonder and question, in which you've done so. You're curious about me. And that was the idea for me to spark a friendship."
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"So it was all to get closer to me?" I smile at him. Shawn gets out of his booth seat and goes over to me, wrapping both his arms around my neck. "Closer than ever!"
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might just use the exact date idea and plot for a different story of mine, but more detail, haha sorry if you some how re-read this
- April 20
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