《IDK (I Don't Know) || Jensoo》Chapter 1
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"KIM JEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
But even before Jennie could answer, her unnie already kick her bedroom door open stomping angrily to the other girl, trying to intimidate Jennie with her size, but she was the same size from the door to Jennie's face.
"YOU!" Her unnie growls. "I just bought this body wash three days ago!" Her Seulgi unnie says, shaking the bottle in her dongsaeng's cute face "And now it's like halfway gone!"
"Unnie..." Jennie whines cutely "I have a girlfriend now, I need to take longer baths so I can smell good for a long time..."
Her unnie growls once again, and then she saw the mess inside her sister's room, crumpled papers everywhere.
"What happened here?"
"Oh... This..." Jennie proudly holds out a paper bouquet of flowers. "I spend all night trying to make it... Isn't it pretty?"
"Geez... Have some pride in yourself, could you? If you want to take a longer bath, do it for you, not for the sake of your pretend girlfriend."
"She's not my pretend girlfriend!" Jennie pouts "Jensoo is real..."
Seulgi raise her non existent brow. "Jensoo?"
"That's our pairing name."
"You get more ridiculous by the day."
"I'm ridiculous? How about you girl who keeps stalking that zombie cheerleader.... ACK!!!!"
Seulgi might be small but she's feisty, and nothing gets her in a berserk mode than someone talking smack about her future wife.
"HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT YOUR FUTURE SISTER IN LAW!!!!!"
"SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST!!!"
Seulgi throws Jennie to the floor, annoyed that her sister had a good point.
"Well, this is my year that she's finally going to know."
"You say that every year but nothing happens... unnie... c'mon..."
Jennie clenches her sister's arms, bending down so she could stare intently in her sisters eyes. "This should be the Kim sisters year of love... I have Jisoo and you have Irene..."
"Kim sisters year of love?"
"Yes... unnie... our year of love..." Jennie picks up her bag and the bouquet of paper roses she made.
*****
Jisoo's eyes form narrow slits at the first person she saw in the morning.
"What are you doing here?" Jisoo says harshly, not even making an effort to be nice.
"I'm walking you to school. Like the good girlfriend that I am..." Jennie says in delight not really picking up Jisoo's hint. "I made this for you..."
Jisoo's eyes darted at the mess of paper in Jennie's hand. She should just throw it on the ground and stomp on it, she's pretty sure Jennie's heart is going to break and then she will leave her alone.
But she saw the glint of innocence and hope in Jennie's eyes when she took the flowers, and even she wasn't cruel enough to hurt that.
"Thanks..."
"Read the note! Read the note!" Jennie says excitedly
"I love you until the last one die..." Jisoo didn't get the logic of this, but of course she was talking about Jennie, the girl obviously don't have logic "It's a paper bouquet it won't die..."
"That's the point..." Jennie giggles "Because my feelings for you is forever..."
Jisoo just sighs heavily... Truth was, she have never been in a relationship before, dates yes but relationship never. Her friends says her standards were way too high, and she takes pride in that but look what happened now?
Jennie was about to reach out for Jisoo's hand, but before she could try anything, Jisoo beats her to it, moving her hand away from Jennie.
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What are you doing?
"I'm trying to hold your hand..."
"No... you can't."
"But you're my girlfriend... It's a MUST to hold hands." Jennie reasons out.
"No... it's not... where did you get that idea?"
"In anime."
"Anime isn't real..."
Even Jennie have to agree to that, she has to rethink her strategy to find a way to hold Jisoo's hand.
"In K-dramas?"
Jisoo wonders why she even bothers arguing with this kid. "They aren't real either..."
But this time, Jennie had a counter attack for Jisoo.
"But they're real people and they're just playing pretend like us but still they hold hands, they even kiss. So, if that's the case then it means that we have to hold hands too..."
Kim Jisoo was stunned for a moment, confused on how to get away from this logic.
"You know what, Jennie? I'm sorry but we can't do this anymore..."
"I know I'm tired of walking... let's ride the metrorail!"
"No..." Jisoo slaps her forehead so hard, this girl was just giving her a headache. "No... I meant this relationship..."
There was that heartbreaking look, tears brimming on those cat eyes once again.
"But why? I'm a good girlfriend?" Jennie reasons out... "Maybe I should just tell the world that it's over..."
Jennie takes out her phone.
"Good idea..." Jisoo sighs in relief, thankful that it is all over.
"And then when Amber sees this post-"
The thought of Amber creeping on her again gave Jisoo the creeps again.
"She will ask me, and I'll tell her were over and it's her chance to win your heart again."
Oh the horror of Amber trying to get it on with her was enough to give Jisoo nightmares.
"No.no.no.no.no.no" Jisoo pleads... "Please don't do that..."
Jennie was smirking to herself.
"So, between her or him and me? Who do you choose, unnie?"
"You.. you... ok? I choose you..." Jisoo says desperately before Jennie could twit it out to the world.
Jisoo looks surprise as Jennie started to giggle.
"What's so funny?" Jisoo says in wonder.
"You said I choose you... Like I'm your pokemon... Jennie, I choose you..." Jennie says in a pokemon voice before giggling once again.
Jisoo then quickly picked up that she was deuced that very moment.
"Why you lil..." Jisoo growls.
"I'm Jisoo's pokemon!" Jennie then gasps happily at the thought "That should be my new user name... Chu's pokemon..."
This little child was torturing her to the very core, but Jisoo knows arguing with her would be very pointless. She should just play fire with fire.
"Fine... I'm going to hold your hand..."
Jennie let out an excited squeal reaching out for Jisoo's hand.
"But wait..." Jisoo quickly pulls away, quickly making Jennie's happy face turn into a sad pout "In one condition..."
"What?"
"Ummmm...ahhhh... well..." Kim Jisoo thought of a surefire way that Kim Jennie couldn't touch an inch of her "You have to tell me all the names of the members of AKB48"
Jennie's jaw drop at how ridiculous Jisoo's request is.
"Hu-what?! But they have like a million members!"
"No... just 48..."
"But still that's pretty close. Don't you know it took me a month to memorize all the member's of Girls' Generation?!"
"Then, I guess it will take you forever before you can hold my hand."
"I will hold your hand!" Jennie says full of determination.
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This time it was Jisoo who was smirking confidently... she wins this round.
For now...
*****
There were only two things that are interesting in school for Kim Jennie... Kim and Jisoo... and now that she's her girlfriend (well, she claims her to be) it did get her more interested in going to school, but the times that they're apart it's when it's so boring for Jennie.
"What club are you joining Yerim?"
"Ummm... glee club I think. How about you?"
"Ummm... IDK..." Jennie shrugs, "What club is my girlfriend in?"
Yeri remains quiet, not knowing how to respond to it.
Jennie slaps her forehead "I'm such a horrible girlfriend. I don't know the things that my girlfriend likes to do."
Jennie then takes out her rilakkuma notebook and starts scribbling in it. It was enough to surprise Yeri because even in class, Jennie doesn't even take notes.
"What are you writing?"
"It's my list of things to know about unnie..."
"Oh..."
"Yeah..." Jennie smiles... "I know your sister is just forced to be with me. So, I'm like thinking if I put more effort and do the things she likes then maybe she would like me back."
Yeri could clearly see and feel how sincere Jennie was with her sister. And if Jennie wasn't such a baby, Yeri have to admit that her sister would be lucky to be loved by someone like Jennie.
Maybe that's what she should do, help Jennie win her sister's heart.
"OMO!!!!"
Yeri have never seen Jennie this excited, other than the time when Jennie went to their home and accidentally saw her unnie wrap in a towel.
"Look!" Jennie drags Yeri over to the food lovers club. "Hi! Me and my sister in law wants to sign up for this club..."
Jennie told the skinny girl all slouch up behind the foodlover's club booth.
"Just sign up here..." The girl happily pointed to her clipboard, "Oh hey Yerimie... looking more and more like Jisoo aren't you?"
Jennie's ears quickly perked up at the sound of her girlfriend's name.
"You know Jisoo?"
"Oh, are you the famous Kim Jennie I'm hearing so much about these days?"
Jennie points to herself in surprise "I'm famous?"
"Of course... if you are dating Kim Jisoo you are obviously going to be famous."
Jennie let out a proud smile. "Yes... she's my girlfriend."
"This is Chaeyoung unnie, she's one of unnie's bestfriend."
"Hello..." Jennie offers her hand "I'm Jennie, Jisoo's girlfriend. I hope we can be friends..." She bows down politely, her forehead almost banging on the table with how low she bows.
"Pfft... don't be so serious, of course we could be buddies..."
"But wait..." Jennie raises her head, narrowing her eyes suspiciously at Chaeyoung. "You're not one of those people who is secretly in love with their bestfriend, right?"
Yeri shakes her head after hearing what Jennie just said, her bestfriend watches too much anime.
"Because if you are, I will fight you to the death..." Jennie threatens Chaeyoung.
Chaeyoung starts laughing, enjoying this girl already.
"No...no... don't worry... Jisoo is all yours."
Chaeyoung sees the cute girl writing on her rillakuma notebook. Chaeyoung then takes a peek of her clipboard and smile at the name.
1. Kim Jennie
2. Kim Yeri- my sister in law
As Jisoo's bestfriend, Chaeyoung have met pretty much all of the people trying to hook up with Jisoo, they were ok, some really good-looking but none of them seems to be genuine.
But this cute girl right here, she instantly won over Chaeyoung's vote. She was obviously so sincere and what's so adorable was her undying innocent love for Jisoo.
"You know what kid... I like you."
"I'm sorry, you're cute and all... But my heart, my soul and my everything is Kim Jisoo's property."
Yeri smacks her forehead once again with her BFF ridiculous comebacks, but Chaeyoung was laughing once again.
"Not for me... For Jisoo... From now on, kid... you have my back."
Jennie smiles brightly, before writing something in her notebook.
Tall girl Chaeyoung, my gf's BFF... maid of honor in our wedding
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"I met your girlfriend today, Chu..."
Chaeyoung should really watch what she's saying, seeing that she almost choke when she heard that.
"She's really cute, Chu."
"Then, date her."
"I would but she's so into you..." Chaeyoung says, slouching in the cafeteria chair "Why do I feel like your PMSing today?"
Jisoo exhales sharply before slouching next to Chaeyoung.
"I got into detention today."
"What?" Chaeyoung raise her brow in confusion "Detention? That's like a high school thing?"
"I know but it's like a new program they're doing as a punishment to students. but you know Victoria..."
"That girl just can't stand your guts..."
"And she's using what happened with Amber to just find a reason to put me down. Well, we were just discussing in class and then the argument got heated and I accidentally called her a name."
Chaeyoung chuckles "It's kinda real though... but oh well, sorry bout that."
"God! I have been so careful my entire student life then something like this would just ruin me." Jisoo took a deep breath and picks up her stuff. "I got to go ahead... Tell Lisa and Wendy, I'll just see them later."
"Alright..."
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"What time should I pick you up?"
Jisoo jumps back in fright as Jennie just pops out of nowhere. Jennie was right there hopping from foot to foot, looking so excited.
"Well, you can't drop me home today."
The hopping Jen came to a stop.
"Why not?" Jennie stomps her feet in irritation "I'm your girlfriend, it's my duty to take you home."
"Because I'm stuck in detention, it would be too late for you so you might as well just go home and watch your cartoons."
"They're animes... you can learn a lot from them..." Jennie scratches her head in wonder "I thought detention only happens in high school?"
"I thought so too... but I guess not."
Jisoo walks ahead of the girl.
"I could wait for you..."
Jisoo just let out a defeated sigh before walking away.
"Don't torture yourself..."
*****
"I found the perfect girl for Jisoo..." Lisa says proudly, "Hey!" She smacks Chaeyoung's hand away from her lunch. "I thought you ate lunch already?"
"No it was brunch... this is lunch... and whoever your girl is, I found the better girl."
"You? your ideal guy is someone who smells fruity."
"What kind of friends are you two?" Wendy snaps at the two, surprising the two "Didn't you guys notice that I'm all quiet and depress here."
"Ok, fine... I'll pretend like we care, what's wrong?"
Wendy narrows her eyes at the two girls.
"I thought I found the perfect girl for Jichuuuu."
"After your Amber fiasco you're still not giving up, huh?"
"That was a trial and error thing... This was for real... I thought she and Irene would be cute..."
"Irene?" Lisa almost yells out "Don't you watch walking dead?! she's one of those things!"
"You are being ridiculous... she's prettier than a zombie."
"Irene Bae? Delayed reaction Irene?"
"Huh?" Chaeyoung wonders confusedly "Delayed reaction?"
"Well... let's just say Irene moves in her own pace..."
Lisa just shakes her head, Irene and Jisoo will never work.
"Why delayed reaction?"
"Well... she's a cheerleader, right? But let's imagine were doing YMCA... while the rest of the cheerleading squad is already in M, she's still doing letter Y."
"So, she like to move in her own pace?" Wendy defended the other girl "So, anyways... here's what happen..."
Flashback...
Wendy wonders how a person could eat and sleep at the same time, but obviously Irene Bae has that special gift.
"So, yes... about my friend, Jichu."
"I don't know Jichu."
"How could you not know her? she's everywhere."
"I just don't..." Irene blinks, "So, you're pairing me up with Seulgi, right?"
"What?!" Wendy almost yells out "No... we are talking about Jisoo not Seulgi."
"No... you're pairing me with Seulgi."
"Ummm... no I'm not."
Then, Wendy's eyes widen as she saw the fire in Irene's eyes.
"Seulgi not Jisoo... But she's too caught up with her camera. So, you're going to do that."
"Why would I?" Wendy screeches out.
"Because I will hurt you..."
"Pffft... yeah right..." Wendy scoffs mockingly, "You're slow and weak... ACK! Ih my God! not my face! I have a K-pop idol face! if you mess with it, i will look like a mascot."
Wendy didn't dare move as Irene holds a chopstick to Wendy's face.Wendy can't allow anyone messing with her God given beauty.
"What you say?"
"I said you're beautiful and God loves you."
Irene lowers her weapon down.
"Awesome..."
End of flashback...
*****
"So, let's get this straight, you are now going to play cupid between Irene and Seulgi?"
"Yes..." Wendy sobs out "If I don't she'll hurt my face. This is the money shot baby!"
"Anyways..." Lisa says confidently "My girl is the best... Joy with her red hair."
"Are you kidding me?" Chaeyoung scoffs... "My girl is the best, let's see what's she's going to do when I told her what happen why Jisoo got into detention.
"What is it?"
The other two asks curiously, but Chaeyoung just scoffs.
"I don't either.. but I'm pretty sure it will be epic." Chaeyoung says confidently before grabbing a wonton from Lisa's lunch.
*****
"Jen? Are you sure about this?"
Yeri didn't even know why she was helping Jennie out with this plan, wouldn't this make her an accessory to the crime?
"I have never been surer in my life." Jennie says proudly before putting the Pikachu mascot on her head. "I have to defend my master."
Yeri just groans, she sighs too much these days.
*****
Riiiinnnngggg....
That was Jennie's go signal for her plan. The 5 o clock bell, which means everyone is coming out from their classes.
She was peeking from the corner and saw her victim.
"Victoria Song... feel my wrath!"
Jennie promises out before running to the school hallways in her Pikachu mascot.
"Is that Pikachu?"
Every girl in that hallway looks up as A cute fluffy Pikachu mascot comes running in the hallway.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Victoria screams out. The byun Pikachu just flips Victoria's skirt for everyone in school to see her polka dot undies.
Kekekekekekekeke... Pikachu laughs triumphantly until she bumps into a very stern, and pissed off looking professor.
"You're in very, very, very big trouble young lady!"
Pikachu just tilts her head in the side before asking the professor.
"Pika?"
"Detention now!!!"
*****
"Jennie?"
Jennie peek her cute head shyly in the room, batting her lashes cutely. Jisoo ends up turning away, not wanting to let Jennie see that she was kinda cute.
"They put me in detention."
"I heard."
Jennie sat on the desk in front of Jisoo before turning around to face her.
"I heard you flip Victoria's skirt?"
"What? No... it's the wind. I was walking so fast like the flash, so, there was like wind and then the wind did it."
Jisoo covers her eyes, embarrass that she was crying in front of a complete stranger. Well, Jennie is her "girlfriend" but truth is, she doesn't know anything about the girl other than she was an annoying little brat.
"Hey... hey... don't cry..." Jennie says in panic.
"I just... it just pissed me off that I work so hard and I'm just worried how this would affect my record. I did all this good things, and the thing that they might see is that I got into detention."
Jisoo didn't know why she was pouring everything out to this kid.
Jennie hurriedly scurried inside her backpack, almost panicking as she looks for something before finally ending up tearing a notebook paper and giving it to Jisoo.
"What is this?" Jisoo sniffles.
"I...I don't have napkin right now, so I'm improvising."
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