《The book of Mostly-food puns》hehe...ahaha.. Peas don't kiwi me
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Now that you've read those few last chapters, Lettuce finally delve into the art of coming up with puns on the spot. Of course, the easiest way is to just memories a bunch and use it in your daily life, but that is a bit hard to do. So Practice, practice, practice! Come on I be-Leaf in you all!
The fact is that if you DON'T do it in half a second, it won't be funny. If you stand still, racking your brains for half a minute, the thyme would have passed and it wouldn't be a very big dill anymore.
On the other hand, if you manage to make up a whole SENTENCE consisting of at least 3 puns, you're pretty grate. In fact, I couldn't do that even if I fried!
In conclusion, I have no Idea why your reading this, because everything in this is so cheesy, it isn't even Gouda anymore.
Hehe...ahaha..Peas don't Kiwi me...
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