I can't really think of many food puns at the meowment.

So I think, since I haven't uploaded any puns fur a while, I thought we could dive into meow fa-fur-ite sort of puns. THE CAT ONES. And they'll all be in context, too, so you could paw-sibly pick some of them up easier.

No, I'm not kitten; they're really my meow-st loved type of pun. Ya wanna know why? Ok, I'll say why, with an overly dra-meow-tic purr-duction: a story!

Okay, here goes: there was once a cat. But he was no ordinary cat, ohhh no monsieur no, he was une catboii and he was le master of le puns. Puns of all type, he could think of them on the fly (or, rather, on the bound) fur most situations, but his most beloved puns, very close to his heart, were his cat puns. He threw them into sentences as much as paw-sible, and he had great fun annoying his partner once with 6 cat puns in one sentence (and that's only counting the cat puns). He did eventually win his Lady's heart, though, and they lived hap-purr-ly fur-ever after. The end.

BYE!