《Bakusquad Oneshots》The juice issue
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Katsuki loved juice.. he loved juice a lot... was it an issue.. no to him.. but to the dentist it was a huge issue...
He was to drink less sugary drinks for about two months... and brush perfectly.. he brushed well don't get him wrong but sometimes at night he falls asleep while drinking his juice and doesn't get the chance to brush his teeth.
So.. his dentist is sweet... understands his love for juice... but then betrayed him! Two months without it?! You might as well kill him!
Now he was under surveillance... mainly his friends keeping a close eye on him so he can't drink juice.
It was gonna be hard... he had a bunch of over protective idiots making sure no sugary drinks touched lips.. the only drink Katsuki ever drank was juice or water now it's just water which is fuckin lame... fuckin sucks when your dentist knows all your friends.
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Katsuki was in his dorm... surrounded by each of his idiots.
"What the duck are you doing?" He asked them.
"We are making sure you don't drink juice." Kirishima said with a smile.
"I said I wouldn't, so I wouldn't!" Katsuki snapped.
His group just stared at him with that dumb fucking stare.
"Yeah, I didn't think that would work either." Katsuki mumbled.
Katsuki rolled his eyes and stood up from his bed, slipping between his friends as he ran out the dorm and towards the kitchen.
His friends follow close behind, yelling his name and telling him he can't have juice. He reached the fridge and when he tried to open it... it wouldn't open.. he tried again... it didn't open. He was gonna try one more time but it was cut short when he was tackled by his friends.
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"Oi, what the fuck?!" Katsuki yelled as his squad landed on top of him.
"Mrs. Foster said no! And you know it!" Sero yelled as he picked himself up off the ground.
"So?! I don't care what the old hag had to say!" Katsuki yelled back.
"Katsuki! No juice!" Mina said sternly.
"Fuck me man! I couldn't even open the fuckin fridge!" Katsuki snapped and he was helped up off the ground.
"Oh yeah! That's because we put a child lock on it." Kaminari said with a soft giggle.
"A fuckin child's lock?! Do I look, five?"
"Can you open it?" Mina asked.
Katsuki looked confused, "Hah?!"
"Can you open it?" Kaminari repeated.
Katsuki looked offended, "Of course I can! I'm not two years old!"
Katsuki tried to open it... he failed.. he wiggled and trusted the child's lock but he couldn't get it open... five minutes of just trying and he finally gave up.. an angry pout on his thin lips.
"Okay.. so I can't open it. But.. one of you can... so open it." Katsuki said with a pout.
Sero smirked, "Nope!"
"Come on! How else can I grab things from the fridge?! What if I'm hungry?!"
"Just ask someone to open it. Everyone else can open it besides you." Kirishima explained.
"Even Deku?!" Katsuki gasped.
Mina giggled, "Yup!"
Katsuki gasped.. and he couldn't use his quirk.. the whole fridge would be affected.. This was an issue.
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It's been a month... a whole month without jucie... and the fuckin lock is still of the fridge and nobody will give him jucie! Only food and water?! Like what the fuck?! Those fake bitches!
Katsuki sat in the lounge... the Bakusquad was busy... so Katsuki was being watched by nobody other than Izuku.. the only reason he was being watched was because.. well who else was gonna open the lock while the squad was gone? He wasn't asking a random extra for help! That was pathetic.
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He needs juice though... he craved it.. he had been brushing his teeth better.. no longer falling asleep to drinking juice. So a little bit wouldn't hurt, right?
"Deku~" Katsuki whined.
"Hm? Yes Kachaan? Are you hungry?" Izuku asked with a smile.
"No.. I want juice though." Katsuki complained.
"Aww.. Kachaan you know I can't give you any." Izuku said with a guilty smile.
Katsuki was about to curse Izuku out but had a better idea... fight crybaby with crybaby.
"B-but Zuku.. I want juice.." Katsuki said softly, fake tears in his eyes...
He used to call shitty Deku, Zuku.. so maybe if he acted the way he acted when he was younger then maybe his older best friend would give him juice.
"Ack?!"
"Zuku! You're my best friend! Why can't I have juice! Best friends do everything for each other!?" Katsuki asked sweetly, too sweetly.
"Oh geez.. you still consider me your best friend?!"
"The bestest!" Katsuki said with a cheeky smile.
"I-if I give one juice... you have to tell nobody... okay?" Izuku said nervously.
Katsuki nodded, "Anything for Zuku!"
They walked to the fridge.. Izuku opened the child lock... grabbing once juice before quickly closing it.
"Thank you, Zuku!" Katsuki said happily
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Four juices and multiple Zuku's later the Bakusquad were back..
And oh boy, they were not happy.
Sero groaned, "Midoriya! Come on!"
"He called me Zuku! It was like we were kids again!" Izuku defended himself.
"He just tricked you!" Mina yelled.
"Okay? That doesn't matter! At least I got my moments! And I wouldn't change a thing!" Izuku said sternly and strongly and he crossed his arms.
Katsuki came skipping into the room.. he knew he started trouble... but he was very happy.
"Oi! Stop yelling a shitty Zuku, ya extras!" Katsuki yelled and he skipped into the kitchen.
Mina rolled her eyes, "You tricked him into getting juice!"
"I didn't trick him! I went to a friend because I was in need.. and he helped me out. I'll drink as much as I want, you act like it's alcohol. The only issue with the juice is that I fall asleep while drinking. It not that hard to to wake me up or make sure I brush my teeth ya dumb fucks! And if I did trick him, you don't need to yell at him! It would be my fault dipshits!" Katsuki explained and he took a sip of his water cup.
"I-ugh.. fine! Sorry Midoriya... but Katsuki! We are telling Mrs. Foster!" Sero muttered, genuinely sorry.
"She can suck my balls!" Katsuki yelled.
The Bakusquad ran off with soft giggles and they went ahead and snitched on their ash blonde friend.
"Heh, thanks Kachaan! Don't know what I'd do without ya!" Izuku said with a smile.
Katsuki rolled his eyes but smiled, "Don't push it dipshit! And don't expect me to call you Zuku, shitty Deku."
"I wasn't!" Izuku yelled and he watched Katsuki begin to walk off towards his snitching friends.
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