❝You can find me where the music meets the ocean.❞ -Unknown

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"Oh, good, I remembered the right number."

"It was okay. Could have been better."

"What?"

"I can't tell if that's sarcasm or honesty. Anyway, I try."

"Shut up."

"... That... isn't my real name."

"What?"

"Okay... fine... Well, just because you know my name, and where I live doesn't mean you can come attack me or something."

"I'm told that's what stalker creepzoid guys do."

"I mean, you speak at the pace of a drunken snail, but that's irrelevant."

"Why do you ask so many questions?"

"Was it?"

"All you have to do to make something a question is to stick a question mark at the end if you're writing it down or just say the final word in kind of a high voice... like thIS?"

"You really aren't that funny."

"Bye, Tinkerbell."

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I just want to quickly acknowledge the fact that the drunken snail analogy is not entirely original; my boyfriend came up with that one :)