❝A little sand between the toes always takes away the woes.❞ - Unknown

dedicated to twentyoneinfinities for leaving the awesome comments! also, twenty one pilots is amazing; just wanted to leave that there (;

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"What's your name anyway?"

"Don't you think it's time I knew?"

"Ewwww, why would I do that? For all I know, you're some stalkerish creepzoid guy in his seventies who's keeping tabs on me!"

"Whatever. I'm not saying anything. My parents are already suspicious about me talking to strange guys on the phone; I don't want to push that any further."

"I said 'strange' guys, darn it, Fine-App. My parents are weird about that stuff."

"Stop calling me that."

"Stop."

"Ugh, you're so obnoxious. Why do I even bother talking to you?"

"Why do you even pick up, anyway?"

"Why would anyone bother to phone order from a fruit store; that's just stupid."

"Yeah, but I mean, you could just go pick it up yourself. Easily."

"No, I said 'You're deaf.'"

"Better than wet humor."

"...That didn't sound so weird in my head."

"How will it get here?"

"Stalkerish creepzoid seventy-year-old guy."

"Enough that I know how to avoid being assaulted."

"Okay, fine, my mailing address is 1600 Birch Court; Letterman, Florida 18790."

"Aria Leedman."

"Wait, I--"

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