❝Smell the sea and feel the sky. Let your soul and spirit fly.❞ -VanMorrison

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"Hey, Mom, so I'm freaking out. I still can't find my phone. I've gone back to all the places I was in the last few minutes, and NO ONE'S seen it. What do I do?! Someone must have walked off with it, but I don't know what--"

"Aaaahhhh!!"

"You again?"

"Urgh, if I had my phone I could just look her up in my contacts. Where is that darn phone?"

"..."

"Oh MY GOSH."

"Wait... I mean... what the heck... are you... psychic?! How did you know this was my phone?"

"I still can't believe I..."

"What?"

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