❝The ocean stirs the heart, inspires the imagination and brings eternal joy to the soul.❞ -Wyland

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textroverts, the amazing crew of dialogue writers who inspired me to write my own

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"HELP HELP HEEEEEELLLLP!"

"Well, someone just stole my phone!"

"You asked how you could help me."

"I need help--my phone was right next to me a minute ago and now it's gone! Seriously! Someone, anyone, help!"

"But someone actually stole it!"

"Can you shut up?! My phone didn't disappear on its own. Someone. Took. It."

"I'm on the Delaney Beach boardwalk."

"What?! I didn't call for a fruit stand!"

"But I didn't mean to call a fruit stand! I just--I just really need help right now!"

"I needed to call someone for help. This isn't even my phone, actually."

"I don't know. It was lying on the counter at the ice cream bar. My phone was with me a minute ago, and now it's GONE--"

"I'M DESPERATE, OKAY?"

"I was trying to call my own phone, but it didn't work for some reason--"

"--so then I tried calling my mom's number but that didn't work either."

"CAN YOU NOT?! This is a serious problem!"

"...Yes."

"But--"

"UUUUGGGHHHHH!"

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