《A Guide To The Egos: Jacksepticeye》Jackie Boy Man (Part 3)
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We would say no, you probably won't meet Jackie-Boy Man.
He doesn't have many appearances on the Jacksepticeye channel (not many canon ones, that is) and when we do see him, it's not for very long. At the end of one video he specifically said he had to go save some civilians.
So unless you personally know him or someone close to Sean McLoughlin, as Jackie-Boy Man is mostly seen in his videos, or are in some sort of danger that requires the help of a superhero, then it isn't likely that the two of you would cross paths.
Important note:
Please don't try to put yourself into danger in order to meet Jackie-Boy Man. We understand he may be someone you really want to meet one day, and he isn't even necessarily dangerous or harmful to people. Hell, he loves what he does! He'd probably love meeting you too!
But he's a superhero which means he makes a lot of enemies, and they'll target him, so anyone around would be collateral damage.
He's also been known to be pretty clumsy and we can't guarantee that he wouldn't accidentally hurt you himself. So there's that.
Please. Your safety is important, not just to us, but to the people close to you as well. Your safety and possibly your life isn't worth a five minute encounter with the hero or the danger you'll be put into. Please be responsible and keep yourself safe.
Now, the possibility of meeting Jackie-Boy Man isn't completely non-existent; as stated, if you're close to Sean McLoughlin or in danger in the city he resides in, there's a reasonable chance the two of you will meet.
We'll assume you'd meet him when you're in need of help.
As long as it's a good day, Jackie-Boy Man will find where you are, give you the help you need, then exchange some friendly words before leaving to save another citizen.
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Should your predicament involve a fight, Jackie-Boy Man will fight off your attacker. You're gonna notice that he's not reminiscent of other superheros: he takes a lot of hits in the fight, more than you'd expect from a hero. It might make you wonder if he's even a superhero at all or just a civilian with his heart in a good place. He'll win the fight, though, and send your assailant on their way, then he'll turn to you and tell you he's Jackie-Boy Man.
Regardless of whether or not you need it, Jackie may not have any bandages or medicine to give you. He'll explain that he forgets some of his tools sometimes before escorting you to a hospital or a safe place.
On the way you'll realize that even though he has his own injuries he's still in a good mood and a wide grin is resting on his face. As you walk he'll chat with you and make sure you have a place to go and that you'll be okay after he leaves.
After that, Jackie will advise you to stay safe, and then he'll take off. You won't know if you'll ever see him again.
On a bad night, though, prepare for something very different.
You'll encounter Jackie-Boy Man while he's running from one of the enemies he's made or someone he'd been fighting just before. You'll likely be alone when you run into one another. And we mean "run into" quite literally. Jackie will crash into you while running down the street and nearly knock you on your ass.
He'll pause the chase just long enough to apologize to you and pull you back onto your feet, then he'll push you into the closest building or hiding spot and continue running. There won't be enough time to get you somewhere more secure.
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It'll be too late, though, as the person/people chasing him will have already seen you with him and know how to trap him.
Jackie-Boy Man's a hero, after all. He can't just not save someone.
His enemy/enemies will find you and you'll become collateral damage, a means to an end. They'll put your life in danger and put it on full display to ensure the hero sees it and comes to save you. And he will.
It's common to feel conflicted in a situation like this; you want Jackie-Boy Man to save you, but you also don't want him to fall for any tricks and be defeated by his enemies. In all honesty, we're not sure how you should feel in that scenario.
It's more than likely that Jackie's enemy will be a single entity: a man who looks and sounds very similar to Jackie-Boy himself, except for the wound on his throat and the way he seems to glitch about. Even with Jackie there to save you, your chances of survival will be slim and get slimmer as the hero fights the entity.
Should any other of Jackie's enemies be the one to kidnap you, consider yourself lucky. Keep in mind: this doesn't mean you're guaranteed to make it out uninjured, just that your chances of survival are higher.
Ultimately, no matter how Jackie does in the fight, he'll be able to save you and get you to a hospital. Even if you're not badly injured he'll insist on it just to be safe. What kind of hero would he be if he didn't? Once you're checked in and getting looked at by a nurse or a doctor, the vigilante will head off to find someone else that needs saving.
A hero's work is never done.
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