《What A Clown...》34] Pitch Black
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"Were the Fucking hell did you learn to do that!?!" He yelled at me and I laughed. "In Ops they are really really rough." I said to him turning around.
"Ya gotta be fucking kidding me." He said breathless and I chuckled to my self "Take the kidding part out and your right on the spot." I said smirking at him.
My phone rang and I groaned and picked it up. "Yes?" I groaned into it. "Hi V its Bruce...I just wanted to uh, Congratulate you on your win." He said as Jack wrapped his arms around me.
"What do you mean? I won?" I asked a bit surprised as Jack started kissing my neck. "Yeah they announced it this morning...didn't you see?" He asked as I tried to hold back a moan.
"Uuuhhh....No I was uhhh...busy doing stuff." I said and Jack chuckled. "More like doing me..." He said and chuckled as I elbowed him. "Who is that?" Bruce said and I glared at Jack.
"Thats J Im helping him on some new fighting strategies...the finals are coming up and so far he hasn't lost." I said. "Oh okay...you need to go to City Hall for a conference. They will send you a memo...Ill be there if you need help." He said and I nodded.
"Oh uhm, yeah thanks bye." I said and hung up and threw the Phone."You do that on purpose" I said and he chuckled. "Why does he always uh, call ya?" He muttered. "Its like if he thinks I cant do things my self." I said
"What if he likes ya?" He muttered and I scoffed. "Who would be Crazy enough to like me?" I said looking over my shoulder at him. "I find your lack of knowledge disturbing, Doll."
"In my defense you are classified as Crazy so..."I started as he bit me and I laughed. "Damn it jeez Im sorry god..." I said knowing he doesn't like it when they say he is crazy.
He smiled and let me go rolling over and I sat up. "Do you want to go with me to my conference?" I said looking at the memo in my Phone. "You think that I am gonna go to a conference and behave?" He said tauntingly.
"No...just go. Thats okay if you don't want to go, Bruce will be there anyways." I said looking at the address. "All the banks are empty so I guess I can go." He said.
I turned to him and snickered as I saw him. "Your make up is all smudged up..." I said with a slight smile as he raised a eyebrow at me.
"Its war paint and yours is worse. You look like you maked out with a clown." He said snickering as I pulled my shirt on and walked to the mirror.
"I look like when I was a kid and ate those red ice pops." I said wiping the smudges off. "Anyways do you wanna go matched to the Conference?" I said walking to the closet.
I said and looked threw it. "What you have in mind doll?" He said as I glanced at the dark plum suit. I turned around and looked at him. "Can I borrow one of your vests?"
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"Aw doll I'm touched...you look like me." He said setting the makeup stuff down. I had put on a dark purple suit. It had a purple tie but a white shirt so I borrowed one of his.
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I had a darker female version of his suit and put on a smokey eye and red lip stick. "See...Twins-ish" I said looking at the mirror.
He leaned on the sink as I smiled at him and frowned at the mirror. "But my Hair is still black...." I said remembering how people preferred to have blond locks like his.
"I hate my hair...and my everything." I muttered as he gave me a confused look. I gave him a weak smile and walked out of there. I got the plum fedora and put it on my head.
"You pull my look off well...My Young Beauty will evolve into another criminal clown..." He said hugging me from behind as I gave a weak smile. "Imagine...Clown Queen of Crime." I muttered.
"Why do they call you Clown Prince? Was there a king before you?" I aksed and he shrugged.
"Im to young to be a King...Anyways Prince sound Hotter" He said and I smiled and rolled my eyes. "Yeah it does...But Im staying as a queen...I refuse to be called a princess..." I said and shook my head. "Na...ill just stick to --." I said smiling.
"Wont they think they see a resemblance?" He said as I looked in the mirror and saw him in his getup. "My suit is a dark purple...it looks almost black. I don't think so anyways." I said looking at him.
"Are you going to go like that?" I asked and he smirked at me. "Maybe...ill see ya there doll I gotta do something first." He said and kissed me then left.
I looked on the mirror as I sighed and shook my head. These memories use to come only once a year when I dressed as a girl for him. Now its everyday and I hate it.
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"We are ahead of Schedule Miss V. No meetings until Monday Morning. Do you need anything for me to do?" Sarah my secretary asked.
I looked at the T.V reporting that the Joker had hung Two cops from the unfinished Sky scraper and then two Professors from Arkham at the police station.
"Yes Sarah, I want you to Bring me Joker's Psychiatrist and Files. I don't intend for him to be doing stupid games like that." I said as she nodded and wrote in her IPad.
"Also I want a list of all the Criminals in and out of Gotham. I will see them to know if they know of him." I said switching the T.V off as my watched beeped.
"Times up...How long will it take you to get that done?" I asked looking over at her as she looked at her watch. "3 hours" she said and I scoffed.
"Ill give you Two no more." I said to her and she smiled. "I only need 1 Hour." She said and walked out.
Sarah is the secretary I had from BloodSyn incase you wondered. I showed her who I was really since she is as close as a right hand someone gets to me. She knows that time for me is precious and I hate to waste it in Business.
My phone rang and I looked threw my pockets. I took out the Iphone they told me to get and pressed it. "Youve got 3 minutes-Go." I said looking at my watch. "Mr.V...its Marly." I heard on the other side of the line.
"We don't think we are on Batman's Good side anymore." He muttered and I turned in my big leather seat. "Uhm well...he caused us a bit of trouble for the deal we had and well. We had to let the dogs at him. He got Max and Jay so they are gone. They wont say anything though."
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"Thing is boss that, Since you say he knows you are working with Joker and you are Mayor...I don't think he will keep to his side of the deal to well. He might bend it a bit now seeing that he is getting more personal with us and especially when Joker speaks of you."
I had gotten people that worked with me to replace the dead ones. Looks like Batman is setting his heart to his Job.
"Get BloodSyn to talk to Fox...Then try to get some dirt on him just in case he does try to bend our deal." I said standing up from my seat. "Lets make deals with Fox and Him that are to good to refuse...I bet he wouldn't afford to do that." I said looking at my watch.
"Great Idea boss...Money Speaks but it Also Silences." He said and I chuckled. "2 minutes...you get a extra one next time." I said and Hung up.
I got the Phone on my desk and picked it up. "Sarah...Get me in touch with Mr. Fox and BloodSyn CEO" I said and a beep was heard. "CEO is on line and I will Get you in Touch with Mr.Fox." She said and I leaned on my desk.
"Nicolas...I need you to go to Arkham and make up a file the. Burn it. I need you to burn two other files too. But it wont be very legal."
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"I got to be the leader of the good guys too you know." I said into the Phone. "Well doll ya gotta make time for me too...I may be entertaining but my hand can only take so much." He said and I laughed. "You're such a clown and I don't mean just the get up." I said looking at the papers.
"Well V, I am getting really bored...and watching the dogs chew down on the remains of my hostages isn't as attractive as you on a certain bone." He said and I rolled my eyes. "I am never doing that trick to you again." I muttered.
"No no no doll Im sorry I was Joking around ya know a joke hahaha see a joke don't take it so serious. Why So Serious ahahah. You know me I like to mess with ya. Ya know?" He said and I snickered at his save.
"Ill be home around 9 then ill walk the dogs okay...don't leave a bloody mess for hells sake got it?" I said into it. "Its only a mess if we make it." He said suggestively and I groaned in annoyance. "Youre so freaking annoying and are getting on my nerves." I said running my hand threw my hair.
"Haha, But ya love me, doll. Dont bite your lip to hard got it?" He said and I tasted the blood on my mouth. "Crap" i muttered as the salty liquid bled in my mouth.
"Hehe, I warned ya...see ya at night toots." He said and I sighed. "Yeah ill see you tonight. If I don't then the Joker probably kidnapped to try to make me do crazy jokery things to break Gotham down." I said and smirked.
"You can be really fucking annoying yourself sometimes ya know that?." He muttered and I chuckled. "Haha I love you too bye." I said and laughed then hung up.
The desk phone beeped and I heard Sarah. "Miss V, they are coming up." She said. "Let them in."
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"The Joker Broke in to The Asylum and burned half of it down." I saw the two guys stand before me. They basically would take over if I died or something but They didnt work for me. They were part of the judges and other things.
"How do you know it was him?" I asked. They looked at each other and then took a deep breath. "Well the side of the building where all the files are was burned...his and two other case files were burned." He said.
"His is the only one to be missing the other two are too damaged to tell." The other said. "Check the cameras and make sure. We will hold a conference with the Commissioner to take care of The Joker later. The other two files must be just as important as jokers to have been burned too." I said and they nodded.
"Also Batman is being a bit of trouble too. The citizens are starting to hate him again." One said and I held back my smile. "Do you have any files? From him, do you know were he came from?"
"No"
I stood up and walked to stand in front of them. "What if the file wasn't burned by The Joker. It was Possibly someone that had been in the asylum and burned both of them. And his on the way. I mean...only Criminals are actually Crazy enough to dress up and play robbers and cops in public. It is possible that Batman could have been a very old patient...that would explain the bat costume. He also seems a bit emotionally unstable. With that in mind and taking in thought that it is possible that He had been crazy for a bit...Something must have happened to have scared all three of those persons files so they burned them." I said and looked at them.
There faces look had realization and concentration. I could see I had convinced them enough to do something. "It is just a thought...but since the other files cant actually be identified its because they are really old or really new. The Other one must be active file like the joker's. But tell commissioner to keep a eye on Batman, he might be classified as a good guy but we dont actually know anything about him or why he dressed as a bat." I said and they nodded.
"We never actually thought of that before but now that you say it we will certainly get in to it." They said and scribbled onto their notepads and walked away.
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I got my stuff and went home after that. I just played with the dogs for a bit and fell asleep on the couch for a long time with the dogs asleep on my legs and lap.
It must have been night when I woke up. I hated that dream that I had. It showed him as the guy stabbed the drugs out of him. The anger I built up and the sadness I had after. I haven't felt like that in years I tell you.
I woke up and decided to go walk the dogs. It was night but I had my dogs and my blade so I felt okay. I walked down the street as flashes of that night came. Its because of that night why I don't have fear. Why I don't have regret or mercy for others.
As I started walking back to my alley I felt the air chill down. I heard steps getting closer as I took out my blade and my dogs started to growl.
All of a sudden six hands grabbed my arms and one went over my mouth. The dogs turned to attack but just fell to the ground winning. They ran like if in a sleep on their sides and cried in fear.
I grabbed to handfuls of hairs and yanked them down. Thats when I felt a hit at my head and I dropped to my knee as my arms were pulled to my back. The blow to my head was really hard I couldn't see straight.
I then felt a needle get stabbed into my neck. And everything went Pitch Black.
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