《quick add ❕ ( byler & elmax ) st gc!》silly lil chapter 🥰🥰
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periodictablee is typing...
periodictablee sent a chat.
periodictablee: guys don't watch episode 6 of chucky I literally fell to my knees in a walmart parking lot
willingtocommitcrimes: i was literally sobbing stop
madmaxreal: lexdine will never happen now 🙁💔💔
eggosrbetterthanu: don't even remind me
weballinfr: the way i would have picked up Chucky and CHUCKED him out that window so fast
mikewheelchair: what r u guys talking abt I don't watch that show
madmaxreal: see this is why no one likes you
mikewheelchair: 😐😐😐
willingtocommitcrimes: never getting attached to a character again 💔💔
eggosrbetterthanu: Nadine will always be in our hearts
periodictablee: real
mikewheelchair: js gonna pretend like ik what's going on
strappedrn: guys look my friend just had a baby!!
strappedrn:
strappedrn: little Elizabeth😇❤️🙏
weballinfr: 😕 lil Elizabeth ugly as shit on God🙏
willingtocommitcrimes: girl 😭
eggosrbetterthanu: no way💀
madmaxreal: HELP WHAT IS THAT
strappedrn: sorry guys my mom took my phone
mikewheelchair: 💀💀
madmaxreal: everyones favorite song now‼️‼️
weballinfr: cmonn - 5star
periodictablee: Monkeys spinning Monkeys
willingtocommitcrimes: No way?? same!!
eggosrbetterthanu: that song goes hard
periodictablee: real
alphamale69: fancy like applebees
madmaxreal: the way im not suprised
weballinfr: and the worst music taste award goes toooooo!!
alphamale69: best song ever no one can tell me otherwise
strappedrn: 💀💀
madmaxreal: guys im so bored
eggosrbetterthanu: you can come over if u want
madmaxreal: okayyy
willingtocommitcrimes: Since Max is coming over do u wanna come over mike
mikewheelchair: YESS
mikewheelchair: i mean yes
periodictablee: who wants to hop on fort
weballinfr: me
alphamale69: I will🐺
periodictablee: yk what actually im kinda tired...💀
alphamale69: aw man maybe another time
weballinfr:
eggosrbetterthanu: that reminds me of the time Will accidentally started a fire in the kitchen when he forgot to add the water in his mac n cheese
willingtocommitcrimes: who said it was an accident
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willingtocommitcrimes: i mean we don't talk abt that
eggosrbetterthanu: 😨
periodictablee: guys...
periodictablee: i think that hamster i threw in the trash came back to life bc my trash can is moving
weballinfr: aint no way bruh
willingtocommitcrimes: what!!
madmaxreal: im not even suprised atp
periodictablee: Whew! It was just a raccoon 😂 silly me!
mikewheelchair: npc ahh💀
eggosrbetterthanu: i got in a fight on roblox today and the kid i was fighting with started meowing at me
willingtocommitcrimes: no way that happened to me too
willingtocommitcrimes: was their user "unicornsparklesuwu123"
eggosrbetterthanu: yes😭😭
mikewheelchair: hold on
mikewheelchair: brb
weballinfr: ok?
mikewheelchair: guys that was literally holly
mikewheelchair: i just looked at her roblox username
madmaxreald HELPP
willingtocommitcrimes: so I probably shouldn't have called her a goofy looking hoe then..
mikewheelchair: WHAT
madmaxreal: how did roblox not censor that??
willingtocommitcrimes: they made an update so if ur over the age of 13 u can cuss in chat
strappedrn: so thats why holly was crying..💀💀💀
eggosrbetterthanu: BYE
willingtocommitcrimes: she made fun of my bloxburg house that shit took me hours to build
weballinfr: i got banned on roblox
periodictablee: same
madmaxreal: not suprised!
eggosrbetterthanu:
eggosrbetterthanu: why he kinda 😍😍😍
periodictablee: i thought u were lesbian
eggosrbetterthanu: that doesn't mean I can't find a man attractive 😐😐
periodictablee: well u aint wrong tho
willingtocommitcrimes: this is so real of u el
mikewheelchair: why am I offended
madmaxreal: you should be
mikewheelchair: die
sayclicktakeapic: guys my stomach hurts hella bad
willingtocommitcrimes: nobody cares
alphamale69: give the phone to ur stomach rn 😡😡😡
madmaxreal: HELP ME
weballinfr: WHAT THE HELLL
sayclicktakeapic: the way im abt to throw my phone in the fireplace..
strappedrn: i think im gonna be sick
ladyapplejack17: im actually sending prayers rn..
alphamale69: 😒😒
madmaxreal: it aint even funny atp😭
periodictablee: @alphamale69 pls seek help
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alphamale69: what did i do?😒😒
madmaxreal: exist
womanenthusiast: tbh
weballinfr: guys my "i ❤️ hot moms" shirt shrunk in the wash and now i cant wear it 🙁
willingtocommitcrimes: so the prayers worked
weballinfr: kys
ladyapplejack17: lmao i kept it in the washer longer so it would shrink
weballinfr: say goodbye to your my little pony dolls
ladyapplejack17: touch them and see what happens
weballinfr: whatever im telling mom
ladyapple17: go ahead 😒
ladyapplejack: I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST THROW MY APPLEJACK DOLL OUT THE WINDOW
weballinfr: 🤷🏾♂️
mikewheelchair: damn bro must of rlly liked that shirt😭
madmaxreal: why did he take it so personally
weballinfr: I literally told you that was my favorite shirt
weballinfr: shi costed me like 60 bucks
willingtocommitcrimes: who the hell spends that much money on a shirt
eggosrbetterthanu: especially not a "i ❤️ hot moms" one😭
weballinfr: i got it from some small business on tiktok
weballinfr: i seen it on my fyp and the video had that one audio thats like "it costs that much cuz it takes me fucking hours"
madmaxreal: aint no way😭😭
weballinfr: it also took like 2 months to arrive
periodictablee: be so fr rn
weballinfr:
weballinfr: i think ill miss you forever 😭💔
ladyapplejack17: bruh
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