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madmaxreal: js got done watching dear zoe. Dont speak to me.
weballinfr: you literally texted us first
madmaxreal: idgaf
weballinfr: die
periodictablee: guys i may or may not have dressed up mews in a dress and she was to fat so it literally ripped in half the second she moved
weballinfr: HELP
weballinfr: u shoulda known💀
eggosrbetterthanu: this is why glizzy gobbler is better
periodictablee: false
weballinfr: nah i agree w eleven mews is literally so boring
periodictablee: kys!!
willingtocommitcrimes: bro I haven't seen tina brown in ages she literally hasn't came to church in weeks
madmaxreal: i wonder why💀
willingtocommitcrimes: welp guess i have to find someone else to stalk
mikewheelchair: pls no😭
willingtocommitcrimes: to late
mikewheelchair: oml
eggosrbetterthanu: GUYS I BEAT ESCAPE JAMES CHARLES OBBY
willingtocommitcrimes: REALLY???
willingtocommitcrimes: U GOT PAST STAGE 6500?!,!(!?
eggosrbetterthanu: YES AND IT ONLY TOOK 2 MONTHS!!
weballinfr: 2 MONTHS!?😭
willingtocommitcrimes: MAN IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET PAST STAGE 82 FOR LIKE 6 WEEKS
eggosrbetterthanu: ITS NOT EVEN THAT HARD?
willingtocommitcrimes: EASY FOR YOU TO SAY🙄
madmaxreal: el there is no way u spent 2 months trying to complete a roblox game😭
eggosrbetterthanu: fine it might've been 3 months
periodictablee: THATS EVEN WORSE💀
mikewheelchair: can someone explain to me why El and Will are the biggest roblox kids known to man😭
madmaxreal: I've been trying to figure that out myself
eggosrbetterthanu: we arent roblox kids
madmaxreal: oh ok and mikes not gay💀
mikewheelchair: the way you could have used anything other than that
madmaxreal: 🤷♀️
mikewheelchair: i seen Wills screentime yesterday and it literally said "Roblox: 42 hours"
periodictablee: HELP
willingtocommitcrimes: sometimes sharing is not caring ever thought of that?🥰
weballinfr: no way💀
eggosrbetterthanu: mine isn't even that bad💀
madmaxreal: me when i lie
eggosrbetterthanu: ok atleast my screentime for tiktok isn't 50 hours
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weballinfr: she js like me fr
periodictablee: i use Youtube shorts
mikewheelchair: BRUHH💀
willingtocommitcrimes: BE SO FR
madmaxreal: HELPP
weballinfr: OH NAH
eggosrbetterthanu: HELP WHAT
periodictablee: OMG
eggosrbetterthanu: WHAT?
periodictablee: QUEEN ELIZABETH JUST DIED
mikewheelchair: r u srs
weballinfr: she literally died like 2 months ago😭
willingtocommitcrimes: average yt shorts watcher
madmaxreal: 😭😭
periodictablee: whatever
periodictablee: im gonna continue to watch yt shorts idc what anyone says
willingtocommitcrimes: ok..!
eggosrbetterthanu: go ahead no ones stopping u..💀
weballinfr: I chuckled
madmaxreal: whwt😭
periodictablee: hey can u guys add me on discord
alphamale69: sure🥶
weballinfr: ofc u have discord..💀 what are u gonna ask us to be ur kittens or sum?
periodictablee: uh yeah??
weballinfr: seek help pls and thank you
madmaxreal:
willingtocommitcrimes: I accidentally bit my phone bc i kept dying in escape james charles obby
weballinfr: what in the furry
alphamale69: dw that happens to me all the time💯
mikewheelchair: someone take escape james charles obby away from him
willingtocommitcrimes:
madmaxreal: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUU
periodictablee: um its not Christmas...
madmaxreal: "um its not Christmas..." 🤓🤓🤓
weballinfr: its immediately Christmas once November hits no one can tell me otherwise
willingtocommitcrimes: real!!
eggosrbetterthanu: fr like who gaf abt thanksgiving
periodictablee: me😐😐
mikewheelchair: 💀💀
eggosrbetterthanu: we already have Christmas tree up
weballinfr: same
ladyapplejack17: im the favorite child so I always get more presents
weballinfr: stop speaking
ladyapple17: u js mad im telling the truth 🤷🏾♀️
weballinfr:
eggosrbetterthanu: glizzy gobbler when he solos
willingtocommitcrimes: i just remembered he peed on your hoodie u left on the floor
eggosrbetterthanu: omg what color was the hoodie??
willingtocommitcrimes: red
eggosrbetterthanu: NOOO THAT WAS THE HOODIE MAX GAVE ME
madmaxreal: 😨😨
willingtocommitcrimes: THE WAY SHE JUST KICKED GLIZZY GOBBLER OUT
mikewheelchair: NAHH
madmaxreal: my favorite hoodie 💔💔
eggosrbetterthanu: IM SORRY ILL WASH IT☹️☹️💔
weballinfr: gay ass mfs
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ummm another filler chapter‼️
Also sorry for not updating in awhile i have literally no motivation🏄😈🥶🙏🍷
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