《quick add ❕ ( byler & elmax ) st gc!》BALLS
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( rn they're all in the basement thinking of what to do )
Lucas: "We could watch a horror movie?"
Max: "Thats to basic"
Mike: "True we do that at all of our sleepovers anyway"
Eleven: "We could... yeah I got nothing"
Dustin: "We could trade candy?"
Lucas: "Yes!! I want everyones skittles"
Will: "You can just take all of mine, skittles give me headaches"
Lucas: "How is that even possible..? Eh whatever give them to me"
*Will gives Lucas all of his skittles*
Max: "I have a full size Hersheys bar!"
Dustin: "Oh I wanna trade for that!!"
Max: "Okay what do you have?"
Dustin: "Um... I have a bunch of tootsie rolls"
Max: "Be fr.."
*Dustin rolls his eyes*
Eleven: "I like tootsie rolls! You can have one of my Hershey bars!"
Mike: "Who the hell likes tootsie rolls?"
Eleven: "What?? they're good?!"
Lucas: "Nasty mf"
Will: "Who wants like 10 packs of gummy bears?"
Max: "Me!!"
Will: "K, what do you have?"
Max: "I have a twix bar"
Will: "Alright I'll take that"
*they give eachother the candy*
Mike: "I have like 20 lollipops who wants some?"
Lucas: "Me! I have a few packs of sour patch kids I can give you for some"
Mike: "Alright"
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Lucas: "Bro this movie doesn't make sense"
Dustin: "I know like how does one survive after literally getting hit by a bus and then getting mauled by a bear?!"
Max: "they should not have went camping bruh"
Eleven: "And why does that dude walk so zestfully?"
Will: "literally like you cannot tell me this aint some gay activity right here"
Mike: "They must be in ohio"
Dustin: "goofy ass lifetime movies"
Mike: "Wait guys I just got an idea"
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Max: "What is it?"
Mike: "We could make these like ghost halloween cookie things my mom got since Holly didn't want them"
Lucas: "Wait are you talking abt those one pillsbury Halloween cookies?"
Mike: "Yeah I think thats what it is"
Eleven: "Bro those are so good"
Max: "When my mom made those when I tell you I was GNAWING on that shit"
Dustin: "I could eat a whole tray of those in one sitting"
Will: "same"
Mike: "Lets go make them!!"
*everyone stands up from where they're sitting*
*Mike takes Will's hand and drags him up the stairs*
Max: " bruh"
*Max takes Elevens hand and all of them go upstairs*
*They all walk into the kitchen*
Mike: "alright I think they're in here"
*Mike walks to the fridge still holding hands with Will*
Will: "Mike you can let go now"
Mike: "I don't feel like it"
Max: "haha! you guys are so gay"
Mike: "Max be fr you're literally holding hands with El rn"
Max: "Okay?"
*Mike rolls his eyes and opens the freezer*
Mike: "Yeah they were in there"
*he grabs the box out and goes over to the counter*
Mike: "um how do we make these..?"
Max: "funny joke now open the box im hungry"
Mike: "im being fr"
Max: "There is no way you don't know how to make these"
Mike: "im being deadass"
Lucas: "Oh my god just give me the box"
*lucas snatches the box from Mike*
Mike: "Hey??!!"
Lucas: "literally all you have to do is put them in the oven dumbass"
Mike: "I never learned how to use the oven!"
Lucas: "Nobody asked"
Mike: "Whatever"
Eleven: "Guys me and Will make these all the time we know how to do it"
Will: "Yeah we totally don't have Jonathan do all the work"
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Eleven: "Lemme see the box"
*Eleven takes the box from Lucas*
Eleven: "Okay, So first we have to heat the oven to 350!
Dustin: "I can do that!"
Eleven: "While he's doing that we have to 'place the cookie dough rounds on an ungreased cookie sheet' so ill do that since thats always my job when me and Will make them"
Max: "Ill help!"
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*the oven dings*
Mike: "They're done!"
Dustin: "Finally!"
Max: "thank god I was about to die from starvation"
Eleven: "I hope they aren't burnt"
Lucas: "if they're burnt I'm literally gonna set this place on fire"
Dustin: "No cuz it took us like 40 minutes just to get them ready to put in the oven"
Will: "I still say it's your fault because you decided to try and fix the shape but you just made them look deformed"
Dustin: "I made them how they were supposed to look?!?!"
Will: "Sure..."
Mike (from the other room): "GUYS THEY ARENT BURNT!!"
Lucas: "YESS!!"
*they all run to the kitchen*
Mike: "There's like 20 on this tray so we can split them"
Dustin: "Okay so we would each get like 2"
Mike: "Yeah but there will be leftovers so whoever wants more just take it I guess"
*all of them take their cookie's*
Lucas: "THIS SHIT BUSSIN!!"
Max: "FOR REAL!"
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the rest of the night is just them watching random ass stuff and bullying eachother 💀
sorry for the shitty chapter I literally rushed this so bad
also im not good at writing like actual stuff like that so that's another reason why it sucks💀💀
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