《Pickup Lines》Poem
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Now were are so close to turning 16, and I can't stand it anymore.
I can't keep these emotions for Mikey inside anymore. I have to tell him or avoid him. Either way, I can't keep living this way. Its painful.
"Hey Mikey?" I ask sadly.
"What's up Don?" He says.
"Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths," I say.
"Uh Donnie? I just want some pizza breh," he replies.
"No you don't understand," I plea and begin to weep. "There's something you have to know."
My hands are removed from my face and I stare back at my younger brother who smiles at me.
"There's something you need to know too. I wrote you a poem. Do me a favor and tell me if its good okay?"
I nod.
He clears his throat and puts on a deep voice.
"I like pizza. You like pizza. I suck at poems. Kiss me."
And I lose my breath.
"How was that?" He asks shyly.
"Best poem I've ever heard in my entire life," I reply.
"So what do you say nerdy brother? Are you gonna kiss me or not?"
Finally...
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