《JAHS/ELEY》Chapter 25: Your Fuckin' Beard Is Weird
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I just came back from watching hella Disney movies, I feel like writing about something Disney related😭. If you don't like it, might as well suck my dick and play wit my balls while you're at it❤️ Ight, on to the chapter
Jahseh's bitch ass literally embarrassed me in front of all my fucking friends and Stokeley did not say nor DO A SINGLE GODDAMN THING.
This is one of the reasons I fucking cheated on this nigga in the first place, he's too fucking incompetent and it pisses me off to the highest level. Not to mention we have blues clues over here, flat out INSULTING ME. I said give your honest opinion about me not embarrass me.
I don't know why he always feels the need to act like I'm so contempt, act so scornful, or be petty towards me, but he needs to cut it the fuck out or else it's not gonna be pretty for all of us. Stokeley on the other hand needs to learn to put his homies in check when his fruity ass friend foul mouths his girlfriend. That shit is played out as fuck.
Of course, I'm only with Stokeley again because his dick is A1, and I forgot how great it was. Almost makes me sorry for fucking Dimitri one time before work. Key word, almost. He said he was gay but you know. Lies.
"Aye we here." Miles says. He pulls up and I thought it was gonna be some fancy hotel or some get away, no bitch.
Disney. World. DISNEY. WORLD. We drove 4 hours to go to some baby ass theme park.
"Miles why the fuck we at Disney World?" Jared says from the back. "How old we look to you? Huh? 5?" He continues.
"We really bout to look out of place as fuck." Michael says chuckling.
Well duh, you guys already look out of place in general.
"Bro I don't give a fuck, I have chronic back pain now. Get me the fuck off this damn floor." Jordan says getting up and out of the car. This nigga bends like a bridge just to crack his back.
"You look dumb, Jordan." I say jokingly laughing
"Shut up, jit. You make my ass itch." He says pointing at me. My whole face turns from a smile to a frown slowly ass I see Jahseh asleep on Michael's lap, everyone else hopping out the car.
"Oh my gosh, my golf fish, Miles is stuck in the tree, someone help!" I said panicking.
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"Don't worry, Jahseh, help is on the way." My neighbor says. I like my neighbor, he was a pink panther and was a rather small one. He had cute little braces.
"Does he always get stuck in a tree?" Kermit The Frog asked me,
"Yeah, he's a rather weird pet."
"Come on, Señor Boots! We need to find the strip club so swiper won't swipe us!" Dora says skipping down the side walk dragging a dead blue monkey with a leash around its neck, it had one red boot.
I saw a bright white light for a second, then a stinging pain on my forehead.
"Jahseh!" I hear Michael's voice.
"Bro I swear to God if someone don't get my gold fish out the fucking tree." I say jolting awake. I blinked a few times, seeing that I wasn't where I thought I was. Everyone was staring at me while Miles was laughing uncontrollably.
"What are you talking about?" Dexter says also laughing. "This nigga always dreaming." Symere says chuckling.
"Where are we at?" I ask. "Disney World." Stokeley says. I thought we was going to a beautiful beach or something. But I mean, Disney World isn't that bad of a place, I always wanted to come here growing up, now standing at 24, I finally get that chance.
Michael pats my leg telling me to get up and I get up for him to jump out the car, that bitch doing the same. I forgot this long necked, shoe box shaped, mole rat was still with us.
I said what I said, I don't hate he- actually.... Yeah I don't hate her or anything. She's just irritating to look at. But I'm not a kid, I can't be going back and forth with nobodies anymore, and having these childish ass arguments. Next time I'm gonna hold my tongue.
"I already bought us tickets so don't worry." Miles says distributing them as we all walk into the park
"Niggas are already staring." Royce says.
"Who gives a fuck about those bitches, there isn't an age limit here." Valerie says.
"She's right." Michael agrees, I give him a 'fuck you' look, he sees and gives me a 'my bad' look back. I roll my eyes and continue walking along side everyone.
"Where's Jordan at?" Dexter says, we all look around and then behind us. We see Jordan walking slowly while holding his back. We all laugh, he looks up and gives us the finger, quickly realizing there's kids around and puts it away.
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"Frick you guys, y'all don't even like me." Jordan yells finally catching up to us. "Had me breaking my back and stuff. My as- I mean, my donkey is numb and all that." He continues ranting while everyone just laughs at him.
We walk around a little bit more, we take pictures and videos, I took a video of Michael standing near Minnie, he gon kiss her on the cheek.
"Boy are you cheating on me with a mouse?" I ask. "Uh..no." Michael says playfully. This hoe Minnie gonna cover mouth like she shocked, while she knows what she was doing. She only got one expression, why you surprised?
We all weren't really together, Miles and Royce went to watch some play, Jared, Dex and Symere went to get some food, Jordan is absolutely no where to be found, Stokeley and Valerie went to walk around the park some more, Michael and I wanted to play games.
"You want a stuffed animal?" Michael says pointing to a stand where a bunch of stuffed Disney character teddy bears were hanging. I nod yes. He smiles and takes me over to the color stand where a man greets us with a wife cheesy seemingly forced smile,
"Welcome! There's 10 targets in the game. Is the B.B. gun to hit them. Get less than 5, you win nothing, shoot more than 5 but not all, you win a medium sized prize, shoot all of them, you win a jumbo sized prize of your choice." The man explains. I hate these shooting games, I absolutely suck at them.
"Here.." Michael says grabbing the B.B. gun.
"Are you ready?" The man asks. I stand back and watch as he adjusts himself, "Yeah." He replies.
"Okay. Start!"
Remind me not to ever get Michael mad to a point where he has to kill somebody because this man has amazing aim.
Michael hits down all the targets perfectly, it not even taking that long. The man jumps up and down cheering for Michael.
"Good job, red haired boy! I haven't seen anyone do anything like that in forever." He says. "Choose.." The man says.
"Jahseh..which one do you want?" He says pulling me in and wrapping his arm around my shoulder. I look at all the options of what I could choose for the jumbo section.
There was Mickey, Pluto, Goofy and a Frog.
I chose the frog because it looked like Michael.
"The frog." I said pointing at it, Michael chuckled, "Why the frog?" He asks. "Because he looks like you." I say Michael gasped as he man handing me the big stuffed frog.
"Michael help me with this.." I said struggling to hold it.
"No you're on your own, shorty." He says playfully, walking away.
"I hate you!" I say.
As it started getting later and later and lesser and lesser people were seen out, Michael and I were walking along the resort just talking and laughing about how bad we feel for Jordan because he probably does have scoliosis now.
The laughter died down as it started getting silent. I looked at how dark it was compared to the park and how it lit up the entire surround areas. I felt his hand intertwine with mine. I looked over at him and smiled, him doing the same back.
"Jahseh, you're really mean." He says chuckling a little.
"How."
"You have an entire speech about how you feel about Valerie, and there wasn't a single nice things you said."
"She asked for it..I wasn't gonna get 3 strikes and lick a toilet seat like Jordan has to." I say.
"Poor Jordan, his back hurts and now he has to lick a toilet seat." Michael says, making us both laugh.
He stops me from walking any further and pulls me in for a kiss. He pulls away and sighs.
"Jahseh Onfroy...can I ask you something..?"
He says grabbing one of my hands with his free hand and reaching into his pocket..
"You can't possibly still be mad at me, I didn't know what to say after he said all of that."
"Oh so it's THAT hard to tell your homie to calm the fuck down when talking to your girl, Stokeley?"
"I-I..It's-"
"Save it, I don't want to hear it. You seen how bitchy Jahseh has been toward me, and you don't even say anything...pathetic." She says looking away.
I sigh deeply before my phone starts getting a call, I look to see who the caller is and it's Jahseh.
"Hello?"
"STOKELEY, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT MICHAEL JUST DID." Jahseh says excitedly into the phone, Valerie looking over at me.
"What, what he do?" I say, curious.
Jahseh could barely get the words out of his mouth but when he does my eyes widened when he explained everything to me.
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