inventory: GUYS!

bugboy: what does miu need?

mother: what is it that you need iruma?

inventory: so i snuck into shuichis room cuz i needed to get something (just a few parts i knew he had for an invention) and i- just look i took this photo!😏

cosplayer: aww that's so cute🥺😍

pianogirl: ikr! they would lowkey be the cutest couple ever!!

keeebo: what if they already are?

spacey: i- ew.

mAgIc: kaito, you know you can't control shuichis love life right?😀

spacey: it's just- anyone but kokichi i would be okay with.

stoner: @ saihara are you and kokichi dating??😏

saihara: oh no why do you ask

feminist: just look at the picture💀😑

saihara: oh-

pianogirl: so you two are just friends....who cuddle....and wear eachothers clothes....how close of friends 🥰

saihara: yea ❤️

kokichi: will you guys stfu i can't keep turning off and on my notifications it's annoying as fuck.

feminist: why do you only ever text after 5 pm?😃

kokichi: my sleep schedule is fuck😁 i go to sleep at 10 am and wake up at 5 pm usually!!!😏

bugboy: gonta thinks that's not healthy😕

inventory: yea you nocturnal virgin😃

kokichi: leave me and my sleep schedule alone- also i'm not a vergin-

inventory: yea right😑

kokichi: i was sexually active at 11😧🙀😻

stoner: i- WHAT?!?!

kokichi: yeaaaa.....anyway. i'm going back to sleep it's only 3 pm.