cosplaybitch: hii!

annoyingbitch: wtf. what is this?

shuichi: yea?

inventory: it's a gc dumbasses

annoyingbitch: what i meant was why😁🖕

mAgIc: yea why did you make a gc

inventory: bc we were bored

annoyingbitch changed names—

kokichi: can i just keep my name like this?

inventory changed kokichis name —

gokys: hey!

gokys changed names—

kokichi: please miu.

assassin: wtf ouma why are you being all soft and serious?

kokichi: its almost like don't wanna have someone legit tell me to kill myself again🙀

feminist: yea even tho we all hate ouma it's not right even if it's a joke. too many young people die from suicide.

inventory: alright alright😑 but- again? wdym?

kokichi: what do ya think? that's not the first time i've been told to off myself😃

saihara: oh i'm so sorry ouma

kokichi: it's chill. hurt people. hurt others🙄

creepy: i'm not surprised you've been told to off yourself, not that you deserve it but.

pianogirl: yea that's sad i'm sorry ouma? but how many times before?

kokichi: i dunno over 20😑

pianogirl: omg. i'm so sorry😕

kokichi: like i said. chill

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inventory: kokichi weird question, but why do you never show much skin? i mean i've basically seen everyone else's body who's here?

kokichi: cuz i'm fucking fat🥰

saihara: lies- your literally so thin (i don't mean that in a bad way)

kokichi: anyway, @ stoner

stoner: yea- also i don't even smoke why is that my name?

kokichi: cuz ya look like one

stoner: anyway what is it you want

kokichi: nothing i just wanna annoy the shit outta you😁!!!!

stoner: bye.

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keeebo: hey have you guys seen kokichis private search history?

pianogirl: no? is something wrong with it

inventory: i bet he watches fucking gay porn💀

keeebo: no it's not that. he looked up how many benadryl's it takes to od.

saihara: that's concerning- i'm with him rn, i'll look after him for a bit

spacey: wait why are you with him?

saihara: we're friends??

pianogirl: yeaaaa. him wearing your favorite hoodie doesn't seem like a just "friends" thing to do.....😌

cosplayer: omg you guys would be so cute together uwu

assassin: i- ew. no they wouldn't. oumas fucking annoying i hate him.

spacey: yea- like ew... i don't even like that their friends...

saihara: i- sorry he was in my life way before you too- so you really can't speak on our friendship 💀

mAgIc: huh? wdym

feminist: how long have you guys known eachother??

saihara: we've been friends since- i dunno first grade?? probably before that😅

pianogirl: woah you've known him for so long ☺️ that's cute

saihara: anyway i'm gonna get going bye.