《hunter x hunter》What He Gets You For Your Birthday
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-Has Aunt Mito make you a cake in your favorite flavor
-Sings "Happy Birthday" really loudly when he sees you
-While skateboarding, he comes across a stray kitten
-He brings the kitty home and puts a collar and a bow on its neck for your birthday present
-The kitten has markings on its face that look like thick eyebrows, so you name him Zushi
-Looks through your Instagram to see what clothing brands you follow
-Buys you an outfit from one of your favorite designers
-He doesn't know what size you are, but doesn't want to give any hints as to what he's getting you, so makes an educated guess
-It fits perfectly and is remarkably flattering on you
-Wakes you up singing "Happy Birthday" in his boxers
-Says, "I'm your present baby!" and makes a lewd gesture
-You hit him with a pillow until he gives you his real gift
-It's a handbag he saw you admiring one day while you were out shopping
-You get a text from him saying "Happy birthday"
-You respond, "What did you get me for my birthday?"
-He replies with a string of winks and the eggplant emoji
-You answer, "YOU ARE SUCH A PERV!"
-He then sends you an actual dick pic
-Time to block him again, for a few days
-Surprisingly, although he doesn't care for a lot of fuss around these things, he remembers it's your birthday
-He comes from a big family so he knows birthdays are special
-He gives you an expensive bracelet
-When you say you love it, he says he will buy you a different one every year from now on so you can start a collection
-He finds a rare edition of a book that means something special to him
-He writes a short poem to you on the inside cover
-You never realized what an amazing writer he is
-Your face flushes with emotion because the poem is so lovely
-He doesn't have a birthday himself (never knew what day he was born), so he tends to forget other people's birthdays as well
-Apologizes for forgetting, because he sees you are upset, but drops the subject
-Turns it up to 11 in the bedroom that night
-Buys you a shirt that says "It's My Birthday Today!"
-Makes you wear it all day long and takes lots of pictures of you in it
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