-Has Aunt Mito make you a cake in your favorite flavor

-Sings "Happy Birthday" really loudly when he sees you

-While skateboarding, he comes across a stray kitten

-He brings the kitty home and puts a collar and a bow on its neck for your birthday present

-The kitten has markings on its face that look like thick eyebrows, so you name him Zushi

-Looks through your Instagram to see what clothing brands you follow

-Buys you an outfit from one of your favorite designers

-He doesn't know what size you are, but doesn't want to give any hints as to what he's getting you, so makes an educated guess

-It fits perfectly and is remarkably flattering on you

-Wakes you up singing "Happy Birthday" in his boxers

-Says, "I'm your present baby!" and makes a lewd gesture

-You hit him with a pillow until he gives you his real gift

-It's a handbag he saw you admiring one day while you were out shopping

-You get a text from him saying "Happy birthday"

-You respond, "What did you get me for my birthday?"

-He replies with a string of winks and the eggplant emoji

-You answer, "YOU ARE SUCH A PERV!"

-He then sends you an actual dick pic

-Time to block him again, for a few days

-Surprisingly, although he doesn't care for a lot of fuss around these things, he remembers it's your birthday

-He comes from a big family so he knows birthdays are special

-He gives you an expensive bracelet

-When you say you love it, he says he will buy you a different one every year from now on so you can start a collection

-He finds a rare edition of a book that means something special to him

-He writes a short poem to you on the inside cover

-You never realized what an amazing writer he is

-Your face flushes with emotion because the poem is so lovely

-He doesn't have a birthday himself (never knew what day he was born), so he tends to forget other people's birthdays as well

-Apologizes for forgetting, because he sees you are upset, but drops the subject

-Turns it up to 11 in the bedroom that night

-Buys you a shirt that says "It's My Birthday Today!"

-Makes you wear it all day long and takes lots of pictures of you in it