-Gon does everything just right, he's totally smooth with this kind of stuff

-He doesn't buy you roses or anything predictable, but tells you he has a surprise instead

-He finds some rare flower in the wild, picks a bouquet, and wraps it up all pretty with a ribbon and a card for you

-He also packs a picnic dinner and finds the perfect spot by a river for you to eat it

-Kil loves chocolate so he decides candy will be the perfect V-day gift

-He goes to the candy store and buys the biggest heart-shaped box they have

-When he gets home, he is tempted by it, and decides, "I'll try just one...to see how they are"

-You know what happens...they're super yummy and he eats them all

-He hops on his skateboard to rush quickly back and buy some more for you

-Has Valentine's Day alert in his calendar

-Has cleared his evening schedule

-Has chosen a nice restaurant--nothing too trendy, but cozy and romantic

-No worries about reservations, he made sure that was taken care of

-Presents you with a card at dinner which has a beautiful handwritten message that brings tears to your eyes

-Forgets it's V-day

-Remembers at the last minute and curses and kicks a wall

-It's too late for him to get a dinner reservation anywhere good, which is what he was planning on

-He rushes over to a jewelry store and buys you something pretty

-Grabs takeout from the local sushi restaurant

-Drops by your place with the present and the sushi, saying "So busy out there tonight, why don't we stay in this V-day, cutie?"

-Does not understand why anyone makes a fuss over something so stupid

-Is like "What is Valentine's Day?"

-You kind of knew he wouldn't get it, so you're not really disappointed

-You demand hot sex that night to make up for it, which he is fine with

-Oh please, he lives for this shit

-He bought out the local lingerie store

-Also bought everything he could find at the local sex shop

-Makes cheese and chocolate fondue for dinner which involves a lot of drippy hot stuff

-As always, the man

-Picks you up in a stretch limo

-The ride is stocked with expensive champagne

-Turns out the limo drives you to the airport, and he whisks you away to a romantic city for one crazy night

-You're pretty sure he isn't the Valentine's Day type

-He asks you to come to his place

-When you do, he has dark moody music playing and whispers in your ear things that make you turn red

-You know you aren't going to get a wink of sleep

-Made reservations at a trendy restaurant

-When you get there, the reservations are mixed up and they don't have a table for you

-Shalnark is upset, but you tell him you don't mind, it's funny

-You end up eating fast food and kissing under the stars