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Well, hello, Killua! Are you back again with your guitar, ready to sing us another CLASSIC SONG? You ARE?
Don't keep us waiting, son, fire that Fender up and let's hear it!
And a one, and a two--
You walked into the Exam
Like you were walking onto a yacht
A star drawn strategically below one eye
Your hair was dyed apricot
All eyes were on 44
As we watched you do a gavotte
And Gittarackur dreamed that they'd be your partner...
They'd be your partner and...
Hi...so...ka
I bet you think this song is about you,
Hi..so...ka!
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you?
You knocked out Gon several years ago
When he was still quite naive
You told Kurapika you made quite the pair
You told Chrollo you'd never leave
But Judgement, it caught up to you
Even with all that help from Illumi...
But I had a dream that you hired Abengane
Hired Abengane and...
Hi...so...ka
I bet you think this song is about you,
Hi..so...ka!
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you?
Well, I heard you went up to Greed Island
And your team naturally won
Then you flew in an airship to Swardani
Killing Gotoh was particularly fun
You're where you should be all the time
Except, well, Chrollo put an end to that run
But that's okay because you rose from the dead now
Rose from the dead now, and...
Hi...so...ka
I bet you think this song is about you,
Hi..so...ka!
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you?
DON'T YOU?????
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