《》Unbelievable
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Even though he dutifully got his two shots of Pfizer, has been religious about wearing his mask, and has practiced social distancing (well, except for the occasional visit from Illumi), poor Hisoka has come down with a nasty sinus infection.
The nurse on call has assured him that his symptoms do not sound like COVID, so he need not worry about that, but he does need to go to Urgent Care this afternoon because sinus infections do not go away by themselves and the doctor needs to see exactly what color his Bungee Gum has turned in order to make a proper diagnosis.
He's blowing his nose right now, and telling me to inform you all he will be back with more Boyfriend Scenarios just as soon as the drugs kick in. Right now he just feels lousy as heck.
PS: Illumi is sick too, but because he's a Zoldyck he is pretending he is not. We are all imploring him to stay home and not spread the creeping crud, but you know how he is, he doesn't listen for shit.
So continue to wear your masks! You never know if you might run into him out there, and I'd hate for him to sneeze on you!
Edited: Hisoka was told to flush his nasal cavities out with a saline rinse and he's currently at CVS, waiting for the pharmacy to fill his Rx for antibiotics. He's idly considering the various boxed haircolors in the beauty section while he waits and wondering if he should try going steel gray for a change. He just texted Illumi, who is ignoring him. Illumi is ignoring him because he's let his own sinus infection rage on way too fucking long and he's in bed right now, miserable, but still telling Silva he'll be "on top of things" in the morning.
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