《Codename: Kids Next Door (with me and my bff's ocs)》Operation C.O.W.G.I.R.L.
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Crazy Old Woman Goes Increasingly Really Loco
The setcor v get chased by Mr.Wink and Flib for stealing the dome from them unit someone got rope got them and pulls away to save them.
Mr. Fibb: I assumed we had those pesky kids next door right where we wanted them, mr. wink. Where do you think suppose they-
???: Yippee-ki-yow! Y'all looking for us?
Mr. Fibb: Our sincerest apologies but we'll be taking my dome back now.
???: Y'all can take it my dead body.
Mr. Fibb: An interesting proposal, mr. wink.
Mr. Wink: Indeed, mr. fibb. *press the button to make their machine pulls out the rockets and shoots*
???: Uh no. *as jumps from the tree branch before gets hit by the rockets* Yee-haw!
Sector v: *screaming while fall*
Later...
Sector v: *sleeping*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *wakes up* Hm? This isn't our tree house. *walks and see where are they* hmm. Where are we? We better split up and look for a way out of here.
???: *opens the door*
Sector v: *gasped*
???: *takes off the glasses* Yee-haw! That sure was close one, partners. But we showed them adults what for, didn't we?
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: And who are you?
???: I'm lasso lass the rootin', tootin'est, shoot-'em-up hootin'est adult-fightin' cowgirl this side of the mississippi.
Numbuh 1 & 11: You fight adults?
Lasso Lass: You're darn tootin'! I'm the last member of the rowdiest bunch of grown-up fighters ever, the cowboy kids club! Welcome to my secret treetop ranch in all it's glory.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Glory? This place is a du-aah! *as falls on the ground*
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *is right next to numbuh 1 and falls on the ground as well* Aaah!
Lasso Lass: *walks in* Make youself at home, partners. I keep all the important equipment here safe from any adult s who might think of rustling it. Yes, sir, only top-shelf equipment here. *as numbuh 11 climb the tree, goes in the window, numbuh 1 climb the tree as well and saw the stuff at lass had*
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: *saw something cool* Whoa!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Top-shelf? This stuff is trash!
Lasso Lass: Trash?! Why, with this high-tech radio graphamajiggy, i can spy adults day and night. *as turn the raido on* If i an't seen all and what about these super-duper teletalking receivolas?
Rest of sector v: Ooh.
Lasso Lass: I can use these to relay important news to my teammates. *puts the phone can on her ear* Hello?! Can you read me?!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *use can* Hello, would you like to accept a collect call From The 21st Century?! *pull the can and hit lass*
Lasso Lass: Yike!
Later...
Lasso Lass: *got her rope* Hey guys, Check this out. *jumps through the rope* Whoo!
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Whoa!
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Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Check it out!
Numbuh 3 & 5: Wow!
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Cool!
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: This is fantástica! (translation: Fantastic)
Numbuh 11 aka Jukiette: Étonnante! (translation: Amazing)
Nunbuh 1 aka Nigel: So you can twirl a stupid rope. Big deal. I'm getting out of this dump. When the rest of you done playing cowboys and imbeciles, maybe we can get back to the tree-House! *gets drag a rope by lass*
Lasso Lass: Relax a spell, partner!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *gets mad and saw the photo* Huh? Who are these cowdorks?
Lasso Lass: Only the best dang adult fighters who ever lived. The best unit they *sob* They growned up!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *gulp* That's-That's too bad.
Lasso Lass: *grab numbuh 1 by the shoulders* But it's okay now. Thanks to you and your friends, we can reform the cowboys kids club! *laugh*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: We're not cowboys! Anyway, you can't find adults if you are an adult.
Lasso Lass: *gasp* I am not an adult!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Are too!
Lasso Lass: Nuh-unh!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Yuh-huh!
Lasso Lass: Nuh-unh!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Are too!
Lasso Lass: Are not!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *pulls her teeth out* Does a kid have false teeth?!
Lasso Lass: *talks indistinctly*
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Uh?
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: What did you say?
Lasso Lass: *grab her teeth and put them back to her mouth* I said 'I can do anything, you cowpokes can'!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Can you retrieve the dome? We had it unit you went and lost it! Can you do that, huh?!
Lasso Lass: *whistles for her horse* Ya'll want the dome? Well, you just wait right here and i'll fetch it for ya. *as get on the horse* Me and clip-clop won't be but a moment. Ya'll make youselves comfy, you hear? Hi-ho, clip-clop, away! *clip-clop runs off and falls on the ground* I meant to do that!
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: She may be old but she's pretty cool.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: She is definitely not cool and now that she's gone's gone, we should get back to the tree house.
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: But lasso lass said she'd be right back and besides she's got all this neat stuff!
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: *came right next numbuh 3* Check out these the cowboy boots and it fits! *show the cowboy boots*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Can't we stay just a little longer? *do the karate kick the hay* Hyah! *ends up falling on him*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *face plam and groans* Fine, whatever!
Later that night sector v is waiting for lasso lass to get the dome and in the next day they're still waiting for her unit...
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *look at his watch* Well, i think we've wasted enough time waiting for that crazy lady. Let's get out of here. *walks off along with the rest of his team*
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Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Ohh.
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: This stinks.
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: I can't believe this.
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *sigh*
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Aw man.
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: I don't want to go.
Lasso Lass: *on radio* Hello, do you read me?
Numbuh 2,3,4,5,7,8 & 11: *runs to the radio to listen* Lasso Lass!
Lasso Lass: Howdy, partners. I am at mr. wink and mr. flibb's house and we're having a pizza party. We don't ya'll come on by and- stay away! It's a trap!
Mr. Fibb: Come over now and bring pizza!
Numbuh 7 aka carlos: We've got to save her!
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Oh no!
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: What do we do now?
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: How are we gonna get lasso lass?
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: We don't have any of our stuff.
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: What do we do?
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: We can't win without weapons.
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: So? What do we do numbuh 1?
Later at Mr. Wink and Fibb's house...
Lasso Lass: *got tied up* This the worst pizza party i have ever been to!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *came in with the pizza box* Hey, did someone order a large pizza?
Mr. Wink: Oh yes, over here and there better not be any onions on it.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Let me check on that. *open that box* Oops, there are onions on it. I'll have to call this one in. *winks at lasso lass*
Lasso Lass: *smile and winks him back*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Kids next door, battle stations! *came along with a barn horse house's machine and jumps on it* Charge!
Mr. Fibb: This seems to call for drastic measures, mr. Wink.
Mr. Wink: I would agree, mr. Fibb. *press the button and transform the bench to attack*
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: *shoots them with a radio*
Mr. Wink & Fibb: Aaaaaah! *made the machine moves back and gets fire on the lava*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Wahoo! *but saw mr. wink and mr. fibb's machine got another leg* Uh oh. *try again with a rope on the barn horse house's mouth to grab them*
Mr. Wink & Flibb: Huh?
Mr. Wink: Oh, thank you, children. *press the button to make their machine walk around while get the barn horse house and made it spin*
Sector v: *screaming while they're spinning, falls down and groaning*
Mr. Fibb: A most satisfying moment, mr. Wink.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *got it up* Kids next door, present lance!
Numbuh 3,4 & 5: *get the sadile horses*
Mr. Wink: Such pesky children, mr. fibb. *get the rake*
Sector v, Mr. Wink & Mr. Fibb: *attack and it got exploded*
Later...
Sector v: *got tied up and groans*
Mr. Fibb: How appropriate, lasso lass, that you would be captured with a group of children. You should've quit years ago. You should've grown up! You should've gone to the prom with me! *howls and crying*
Mr. Wink: Perhaps now is the time, mr. fibb.
Mr. Fibb: Yes, the time is right. *grab the dome* Now let's see how you like it, miss lasso lass, *as opens the lid* When your greatest enemy has a full of hair! *as pulls out and put it on his head*
Lasso Lass: Six-tootin' timmy! *gasp* is that you?
Mr. Fibb: My name is timothy and i'm not a member of your stupid club anymore!
Clip-clop: *neighs*
Mr. Wink: Yes, clip-clop, it's me, john.
Lasso Lass: Why, timmy, you're just as cute as i remember. You know i loves me a boy with a full head of hair!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Full head of...that's a toupee! *as numbuh 11 nods agreement*
Mr. Fibb: Shut up! I used to have real hair unit it all started falling out when i was 14! And you never looked at me the same, miss lasso loony! *as lass and sector v swinging to death* You went to the prom with that blasted texas tommy with his full head of hair instead of me! *as the tree branch to lasso lass and clip-clop falls and lands on the ground* It isn't fair! It's not!
Lasso Lass: *try to clam mr. Fibb down* There, there. It's okay. Let me fix that for you. *fixing his hair*
Mr. Fibb: *crying*
Lasso Lass: Now that's the timmy i remember.
Mr. Fibb: Huh? *sniff* Do you really think it looks *sniff* okay?
Lasso Lass: It sure does! Rrrr-ow! In fact, it looks so nice that i could just-well-i could...i could...i could just kiss ya! *smooching*
Mr. Fibb: Um, uh...uh...that's okay. I, um... *runs off while screaming*
Clip-clop: *wolf whistles and snort at mr. wink*
Mr. Wink: *runs off and screaming as well*
Lasso Lass: High-ho, clip-clop *gasp* Away! *rides clip-clop after mr. wink and fibb and hit the fences* I meant to do that! Yee-haw!
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *giggles* Poor Mr. Fibb and wink. *continued giggles*
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: So long, partner!
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Maybe our trails will meet again!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Aw, knock it off!
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Happy trails!
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Don't let the rustlers get you!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: I said cut it out!
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: *giggles* Yippe-yi-yo-yo-yo!
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Hi-ho sliver!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Ugh!
END TRANSMISSON
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