We are at some orchard. Hope is in her car seat and I'm spying on them telling her what's happening

even if she is only like one she has a brain

Freya is unconscious in the back of the truck with us

Dahlia has a table with a symbol on it

"You're quiet. Are you having misgivings?"

he smirks "I was just looking for a polite way to ask, 'what the hell is taking so long?'"

"We can begin now" Dahlia says

Klaus or is it dad now....

anyway he stops smirking and tilts his head

"Once we are linked, I'll no longer have to sleep a hundred years again. Your concern for my status will ease, and I'll finally be able to focus on Samael"

they both turn to look at me

Hope grabs my finger and squeezes

"I will only need one drop of his blood--"

the man who fathers me steps between us

"--and then his power shall be mine also"

"What do you want to do about Freya"

"She served her purpose"

damn that's cold

"So, tonight, at the moon's apex, I'll end her life, and once our link is served, the bond that I share with your son will become permanent"

Klaus looks uncomfortable with this but doesn't show it instead smiles

"Best get on with it, then"

Dahlia starts chanting "Medareno sometswar. Medareno sometswar"

soon the blood mixes together in the symbol then they're on the ground

Hope starts whimpering

Klaus walks over to us

"With your strength, I will never need to sleep for a century again" Dahlia says

"Well....perhaps one more nap" then he fucking daggers himself like WHAT THE FUCK

Freya wakes up with a gasp

what is happening right now

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It's daylight when Elijah arrives

I've decided Freya isn't that bad as she weirdly likes me

"Well, my adage holds-- nothing good ever happens in a clearing in the woods"

"Nothing good ever happens where my brother is concerned"

wow "Thanks, Elijah feels great"

Elijah smiles at me and then Hope

ok he doesn't smile at me

"With two exceptions"

oh so now that some evil witch is after me I'm all of a sudden your nephew????

Elijah picks up Hope and looks at me

"How are you Sam"

"ael" I finish "My name is Samael and I would be happier if you would quit being weird"

"He's a Mikaelson" Freya smiles "They both are; they're resilient"

Elijah examines the bodies

"When I woke, they were like this. Rebekah tells me Klaus has a plan to kill Dahlia, Samael tells me that Klaus stabbed himself after Dahlia linked them"

"Yes" Elijah sighs "According to him, our ingredients were incorrect. Niklaus infiltrated Dahlia's mind. You didn't break her heart. We needed the blood of the witch she loved the most, and you are not that witch-- that honor goes to our beloved mother"

Freya groans

"So we need Esther's blood? Well, that's impossible-- I killed her"

didn't expect that but I mean each their own I guess

"One incarnation" Elijah says

I'm sorry but incarnation means you're going to bring someone back from the dead.....exactly who is doing that

"Our mother is buried in New Orleans. Niklaus wants to revive the original body"

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we all made it back to the compound except Rebekah and Marcel is here

"Nik is demented!" Rebekah yells "Are we really to dig up our mother, burn her to ash, swap said ash with Kol's, and then trick Davina into using up her last chance to bring someone back from the dead? Not to mention we lose the opportunity to save Kol...if Davina doesn't turn us inside out"

"It's not the only chance" I speak up "there are other ways they just aren't very light"

they all blink at me

"How do you know that" Freya asks "Have you actually seen those spells?"

"they were in the library" I point out "I mean I don't have them memorized"

"Or, we dig a deep hole and leave both our problems at the bottom of it" Elijah points out

"No" I say

Freya stares at Dahlia "I say we choose a more permanent option-- find teh white oak stake, kill Klaus, Dahlia dies with him"

Marcel and I both stare at her

"Well, yeah, and so do I" Marcel growls "And every other vampire that Klaus has turned"

Rebekah starts making weird sounds

"The dagger"

the dagger is fucking melting dear god

"It's bloody melting" Rebekah says

"We have no choice but to finish the task that Niklaus has set" Elijah sighs

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I went with Rebekah and Elijah to dig up remains

"Oh, isn't this lovely" Rebekah snaps "Fresh air, the birds are singing in the trees...the perfect day to dig up Mommy Dearest's corpse"

"And you look lovely in dirt" I quip earning a glare from her

Elijah pours gas over Esther's remains

"A perfect day to carry out the assignments of a lunatic"

I look around "How are we gonna get Davina to revive wicked mommy witch and not Kol?"

Elijah throws the gas can into the grave

"perhaps we steal a page from Niklaus' playbook? She might yet help us if she has no idea that she is helping us"

no one says anything

"I said I'd stay in my witch body until I save Kol"

poor baby

"Now, I've broken my promise, and I am actively conspiring to shanghai Davina and her one chance to bring him back herself. I feel like a traitor"

"It's cause you are" I put out there

Rebekah stares at me "You might be my nephew but you are to like Niklaus for your own good"

"Enough" Elijah states "He stole from all of us. Gia was innocent"

I chuckle

"Innocence doesn't do well here. I don't even remember having innocence's; do you remember me having innocence"

we all stare at each other

"I don't" Rebekah speaks first "I always remember you being a little reincarnation of the devil"

"When you first came to us barely a couple months old" Elijah smiles "You were so innocent"

Rebekah flicks open a lighter

"I suppose it's a family trait-- everything we love, we turn to ash"

then she tosses the lighter in it

"Now we need marshmallows" I smirk "Make some smores; I've never had any"