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Look at me
No I mean really look at me
Do you see what I see?
Of course not, because ya see society you tell me that I'm not supposed to even look at me
I mean look at me
Look at these thick thighs
My thick waist
See society I'm not slim thick with yo cute ahh
I'm thick, thick
So thick that you say I'm not supposed to eat
Well ya see point me to the nearest Krispy Kreme
Ya see society you tell me I'm not pretty enough if I don't have a slim waist
You also say that on my first date I'm supposed to order a soup and a salad
Well ya see that doesn't work for me actually when the waiter enters my table I will grant him with my favorite song from hairspray
Big blonde and beautiful
I'll save the blonde for a later date
See society you tell me these things and I'm not sure who gives you the authority
What you seem to forget society is if my man can't handle me than he's not the one for me
Ya say I'm supposed to be able to sit delicately on his face well ya see my man can handle all of me
You also say that i can't make man cum...
well ya see I make man cum, but when I do I make his dreams come true!
I help him put his plans in actions
Making him a priority
Asking for timelines how we getting from plan A to Plan B and what we need in case of plan c
See society you look at things simply
Leaving out details
Focused on my figure and not how to make figures
So I'm sorry society you will no longer run me
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