Summary: "Guys c'mon," Dick whined, "You can't do this every time I get dosed with truth serum."

"Yes we can," Damian said matter-of-factly, "Now, which one of us is your favourite?"

Day 1 - Good Dad Dick / Truth serum / "I'd never regret choosing you"

Prompt(s) Used: Truth Serum

"Don't even think about it," Dick said as his bedroom door creaked open slightly.

"Oh, we're definitely thinking about it Goldie," Jason said pushing the door open a bit more to reveal Tim and Damian.

"We've been thinking about it since we got back to the cave," Tim chimed in.

Dick covered his face with his hands and groaned. He then sat up in bed as Jason, Tim and Damian trotted into his room. Smirks on all of their faces. Though, Jason's own was more of a wide, sadistic grin than a smirk. He enjoys when this happens way too much.

"Move over a little," Damian said and Dick complied.

Soon, all four brothers were comfortably sat about Dick's room. Tim was sitting cross-legged on the ottoman at the foot of the bed, Jason was perched on the blue bean bag in the corner and Dick and Damian were sat next to each other on the bed. The younger three all looked at Dick expectantly, still smirking.

"Guys c'mon," Dick whined, "You can't do this every time I get dosed with truth serum."

"Yes we can," Damian said matter-of-factly, "Now, which one of us is your favourite?"

"My answer is the same as last time," Dick said, trying to keep his left eye from twitching, "Truth serum or not."

"Your eye says otherwise," Tim stated.

Shit!

"N-no it doesn't."

"Richard," Damian said lowly.

"Please don't," Dick pleaded.

"Please do," Jason said, not even trying to hide the amusement in his voice.

"I ask you once again, who is your favourite?" Damian asked.

"You know the answer," Dick replied very strained.

"I don't remember it," Tim said, "Care to remind us?"

Dick covered his face with his hands again and sighed before muttered something.

"Didn't here ya dickiebird," Jason said.

Dick mumbled his response again.

"Still can't can't hear you," Tim said.

Dick whispered his answer a third time.

"Speak up," Damian began, "I am right beside you and still cannot pick up on your muttering."

"I said I don't have a favourite!" Dick yelled, removing his hands from his face, "I tell you this every single time I get dosed. Will you ever stop asking?"

"No," his three younger brothers said in unison.

"There's no pleasing you people," Dick sighed as he flopped back on his bed.

"Maybe next time," Jason teased, standing up.

"There won't be a next time," Dick said.

Jason, Tim and Damian stared at him incredulously. That was such a lie. At some point or another, Dick would get dosed with truth serum again. Any of them could get dosed with it actually. It's practically in the job description of a vigilante. Villains just love trying to get information out of them after all.

"We'll get your real answer one day," Tim said, joining Jason in standing.

"Don't count on it," Dick stated.

"Whatever you say Goldie," Jason said, taking his leave with Tim close behind.

That left Dick and Damian alone in the former's room. A couple minutes of silence passed before Damian spoke up.

"When are you going to tell them the truth?"

"I was telling them the truth!" Dick said defensively, "I don't have a favourite. I love you all equally."

"You and I both know that I'm your favourite," Damian stated.

Dick hesitated before answering, "Yeah but don't let them know that."

"My lips are sealed."

/ Damian time travels to Dick's circus era / / Talia and Dick competitively parenting / / AU where Dick adopts Damian / / Overworked / / Fantasy AU