《Sh*t My Parents Say》161 》Dad
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I was in my room and Dad's room is next door. He shouted, "Hey, KC, wanna see something funny?"
I asked, "My funny or your funny?"
He replied, "No, everyone's funny." So I said sure. He then said, "Go to the bathroom and look in the mirror."
I gasped, shouted at him for how not funny he was and he laughed for a solid five minutes. For the following half hour, I could hear him giggle every little while .
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