《Sh*t My Parents Say》160 》Mom
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Mom was doing some bills and needed the lamp above the desk in the living room. It was unplugged.
So, she stretched in a seemingly impossible position to reach the power bar to plug in the lamp.
The power bar was full. I told her to unplug my laptop charger because I wasn't using it.
She unplugged my phone charger.
I said, "Well, I'm using that."
She got back up and said, "Too bad, I'm not going back down there."
She pulled the string to turn on the lamp and it didn't turn on. She looked up at the lamp.
She turned to me, with a furious yet straight face and she said, "There's no fucking light bulb in there."
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