《Sh*t My Parents Say》023 || Dad
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I was reading in my room and Dad walked in.
"Whatcha doin'?" he asked.
"Reading."
"Whatcha readin'?"
"A book."
"Well, no shit, it's a book. What book?"
"Why do you want to know? It's not like you'll know it."
"Try me," he said.
"If I say, Teen Wolf fanfictions, does that mean anything to you?"
He waved his hand at me and walked away saying, "Whatever."
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