《Sh*t My Parents Say》022 || Mom
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"It only takes a couple hours and I get at least 20 views and 5 votes on these stories. I don't know why, but it kind of frustrates me," I sighed.
"What does? People liking your stories or what your father and I are saying?"
"People keep saying how funny you two are. People are saying they wish their parents were this funny. They like you guys. They actually like you."
"Well, I'm a likeable person."
"Just keep telling yourself that, Mom."
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