《Sh*t My Parents Say》018 || Mom
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I had this app called Wishbone where they give you 12 questions daily and you have to choose between two options for each question.
I got the question in the picture, 'Do you have cool parents or overprotective parents?'
I showed Mom and said, "Which one, Mom?"
"You have the coolest parents," she emphasized. "Have you met me? I'm pretty cool."
I said, "Not even. You are so overprotective. I'm totally a bubble wrap kid."
"Sweetheart, if I wrapped you in bubble wrap, I'd throw you on the ground and step on you, just to hear you pop."
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