《Sh*t My Parents Say》014 || Dad
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I was in the living room, drinking peach juice and I ended up choking on it, coughing hard.
Once I cooled down, Dad was giving me a look.
"It's okay," I said, still coughing a bit. "I'm only dying."
He looked back to the television and said, "Alright then, could you die a little quieter please? I'm trying to watch TV."
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