I was trying to bait Mom into saying funny things and put onto Wattpad.

"What, Mother? Am I embarrassing you?" I said, expecting a snarky comment.

"Only every moment you're awake, dear."

"Ha! Gotcha!" I said as I went to my phone.

"You're pissing me off, kid."

"Then just ignore me, like you usually do." I looked at her expectantly, waiting for another comment.

She smirked and said, "I was going to say something. But I don't need more of my jokes on there. I don't need other moms stealing my ideas."