《Henry the hover x guy i saw on the street》Chapter 1
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I was walking along the Aldi food section doing my daily Thursday afternoon shop. "What will i have for my dinner tonight" i said as i put my vacuum tube thingy along the the food, seeing which one was the most juicy. Soon my tube reached the chicken.
"This one is.. so firm.. so.. sexy" i squeezed the raw chickens bunda. "That's a good little chicken" i felt like a discord mod taking to his little uwu kitten.
I put the chicken in my shopping trolly, Carrying on with my shopping.
Just another day at my work. I was scanning one of the customers items.
'Lol there's a extra small condom. Lmao imagine having a small pp. can't relate' i thought in my head.
"Alright that will be £27.8." The customer gave me the money with a little note saying: "hey so i bought you this. Might not know when it'll come in handy ;)"
"What?"
I turned the note around and there was the small condom.
"That little slag.."
I put the condom in my pocket anyways cause like the note said, it might come in handy.
"Next!" I carried on with my work
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