"Congratulations! I'm calling you to inform you that you have won our competition. You will receive 50 dollars."

"Wow, that's great. I'd better really get those 50 dollars though."

"Of course, sir. I just need some information. I need to know your name, age and address. Then you'll receive your price."

"Fishing for information, I see."

"Don't you want the money, sir? I can assure you that this isn't a scam."

"Sure. What competition did I even win?"

"You won the competition for most beautiful ass ever, of course."

"..."

"How do you even come up with this shit?"

"Okay, don't tell anyone, but there's this thing called google and it can help you find anything, even ways to prank call someone."

"And here I thought you were being creative."

"Hey, I've been wondering. As what am I saved in your phone?"

"Prank call girl."

"Okay, I'm not sure what I expected, but it wasn't that."

"Well, you've never told me your name, so I had to come up with something."

"Touché. I'm not sure if I should tell you, though."

"Doesn't that seem unfair to you? You've known mine ever since the first time you called, but I still don't know yours."

"Well, I guess so."

"So? What is your name?"

"Ehm... Call me May."

"May. Hmm. It suits you."

"Thanks, I guess."

"Yeah, now shut up, Piper."

"Who's Piper?"

"I'll tell you some other time. I've got to go now. Bye."

"Ehh, bye?"