"Hi, I hope you've got something good today, or else I might just hang up."

"Hi, so why exactly did you call me?"

"I- Huh? You called me."

"Ehh no, you definitely called me."

"Don't lie to me now, you called me."

"No, I'm positive that you're the one who called me."

"Okay, is this the part where I hang up?"

"No no no, please don't. I was kidding okay."

"Yeah, I knew that. It's pretty obvious when you do something like this every day, you know."

"Oh. Yeah, I guess. Wait a minute. How did you know it was me calling anyway?"

"Ehh, well, about that. I may or may not have added you to my contacts."

"Aww, that's so cute."

"I'm actually going to hang up now."

"No, don-"

"-t."