"Bailey!" Ryan yelled at me on Monday as college math started. "Yes?" I answered in a groggy tone, still regretting what I did Saturday night. "What is this I heard about you going to a college party?" "You see...what had happened was..." I burped a little. "I'm in this LGBT group chat with a few people that are like 2 or 3 years older than me and I'm lot as fuck in this group chat. Well they all go to Texas Tech and they were having this really gay party and wanted me to go." "You've been 18 for like a month." Ryan pointed out to me. "I told them that and I reminded them that I'm still in school. Well one of them said they'd make me a fake Texas Tech ID so I could get into the club they were having exclusive party at. Long story short, I got into the party, had a lot to drink and I ate a lot of pussy." "You're disgusting." "I got so many phone numbers though." I laughed lightly. "All girls?" "I got a few guys numbers too." I shrugged. "But youre still single?" "Fuck off and right me." I slugged Ryan in the shoulder.