The bell rang and Ryan walked to lunch with me.

Max walked passed us and Ryan just stared at him. "You're fucking gay bro." I joked with him. "And you're fucking bi." Ryan matched my disgust. "All I wanna know is if you swing both ways then shouldn't it be easy to not be single?" Ryan said to me in a condescending tone. "I'm really about slap you." I bowed up at Ryan. "I'm just saying... Youve got plenty of options. Why are you still single?" "Because of greedy assholes like you. Do you really need two boyfriends?" "The arrangement works for us." Ryan shrugged. "Be honest with me...are you top or a bottom?" "Huh?" "Are you giving or are you receiving?" "Both." Ryan sighed, not really wanting me to know. "Whodoes what?" "Max gives. Tom receives and I'm in the middle."

To my friend I'm basing this off of, be grateful I didnt make you a full bottom.