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كملوا ياسو وعمر طريقهم وعمل مشغل اغاني اجنبي عربي اسباني كلشي وياسو كانت ساكتة لحد ما تحمست وصارت تغني بأقوى ماعندها
عمر : هدي هدي بشويش على رقبتك
ياسو : نينينينيني من انت عشان تهديني
عمر : انا اخو ابو الرب
ياسو ضحكت بعدين بنص ضحكتها جتها لحظة ادراك
ياسو : عمر يحمار
عمر : انتي الحمارة شتبين
ياسو : وين حنام اليوم
عمر : عندي
ياسو : لا يع
عمر : نينينينيني خلاص خليكي بالشارع
ياسو : اسكت باخذ ليلة في فندق
عمر : اذا تقدري تعيشي بدون كلية بيعيها وخذي ليلة
ياسو : وي مش لهدرجة غالي
عمر : تشارطي؟
ياسو : اه بشارط اذا ما لقيت فندق اقل من 100 دينار لليلة بعطيك ال100 واذا لقيت انت بتعطيني
عمر : اتفقنا بس قدها؟
ياسو : طبعا قدها
عمر : بنشوف .. اسمعي نرجع او ناخذ اكل
ياسو : مين يدفع الاكل؟
عمر : انا انا يا بخيلة
ياسو : نينينينيني مش بخيلة بس ما بدي اعشيك يا جحش
عمر : ايش قصدك ما باكل كثير انا
ياسو : اه ما بتاكل كثير لدرجة اول يوم شفتك فيه اكلت اربع سندوتشات
عمر : كنت جوعان وليه بتعدي قد ايش اكلت
قاطعهم الشرطي يأشر لعمر يوقف
عمر : يلعن ام الشغلة
ياسو : مالك؟
عمر : هلأ بيخالفني
ياسو : يووههه ما شبعوا منك
عمر : ايش اعمل طيب
ياسو : اسمع بعمل حالي مريضة واحكي انك بتاخذني المستشفى
عمر : ماشي يلا موتي بسرعة
ياسو : يحمار مريضة مش ميتة
عمر : كله واحد بسرعة هيو جاي
الشرطي : ليش كنت مسرع هالقد
عمر : والله اختي مريضة كثير ولازم اخذها المستشفى
الشرطي : مالها ؟
عمر : هي حامل بالشهر الثاني ووقعت من الدرج
ياسو قرصت يد عمر
الشرطي : سلامتها وسلامة البيبي ان شاء الله خير روح يا ابني
عمر : شكرا كثير
اول ما تحركوا ياسو عطت عمر كف
ياسو : قلنا مريضة مريضهه مش حامل واقعة من الدرج
عمر : اص يا حامل ايش حتسمي البيبي
ياسو : الله يوخذكك
عمر : نينينينيني
اخذوا عشا ورجعوا بيت عمر ، وبعد ما تعشوا ياسو فتحت شنطتها ما لقت عندها ولا فلس
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عمر : ايش صار لقيتي فندق ( بخبث)
ياسو : فلوسي اختفت
عمر : اه بعرف
ياسو : كيف عرفت
عمر : اشتريت فيهم العش...
ما كمل كلامه الا وياسو نطت عليه وقعدت تمردغه
ياسو : انت حمار ؟؟ كيف صرفت كل فلوسي على عشا عمرر يا كلببب
عمر : عشانك حكيتي عني جحش هذا ردي
ياسو : بدك اصفقك كمان كف
عمر : اعمليها لو قدرتي
جت بتعطيه كف مسك يدها بعدها فجأة جاهم انفصام وقعدوا يضحكوا
ياسو : دبرلي مكان انام فيه
عمر : خليكي هون
ياسو : واحمد ؟
عمر : احمد نايم في المكتب
ياسو : سبحان الله واحد قاتل نفسو بالشغل والثاني يغصبوه عليه
عمر : نينينينينيني
ياسو : يلا انقلع نام خليني اشتغل
عمر : رايح انام اصلا
ياسو : يلا بسرعه انقلع
راح عمر وهي سحبت الابتوب تكمل المونتاج فجأة رن تليفونها
جنى : اه ياسو ايش صار معك
ياسو : حنام عند عمر
جنى : اححححح انتوا غطيتوا على صبحمد
ياسو : لا تكفين ايش صار معك انتي كمان
جنى : اخته كثيرر لطيفهه وصحباتها عسلل
ياسو : اه منيح
جنى : اسمعي طحان مز
ياسو : بعرف بعرف ( بضحك)
جنى : صار موقف كثير خرا تخيلي
ياسو : ايش صار ؟
جنى : ابوه فكرني حبيبته وقعد يهزئه وبقوله يا وقح جايب حبيبتك البيت متنا عشان نقنعه اني مع اخته مش معه
ياسو انفجرت بالضحك
جنى : ما يضحك كثير احراججج
ياسو : يلا عالاقل يمكن تصيري حبيبته جد
جنى : ننتسيسمنمنننسننننم اه وانتي شو صار معك
ياسو : الحمار صرف كل فلوسي بدون ما اعرف
جنى : هههههههههههههه كيف صرفها
ياسو : حكى انه بيعشيني ودفع من فلوسي
جنى : الله يعوضك وينه هو
ياسو : نايم زي الحمار ماهو كل حياتو نوم و حلطمة
جنى : وبيعصبك كمان
ياسو : كثييير مستفزز
جنى : اسمعي بدي انام عشان الجامعة بكرا و حرن عليكي الصبح اتأكد انك صحيتي
ياسو : لا تكفين ما صدقت اخلص منك
جنى : نينينينيني يلا انقلعي نامي بس
ياسو : طيب حنام
قفلت الخط ورجعت لمونتاج الفيديو
فجأة لقت عمر ناسي موبايله جنبها وبدأت الافكار الشيطانية
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بعرف البارت قصير بس فيه تبرير
والله مافيه
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