《Peryl in Talkshows》Meryl Streep and Pierce Brosnan answer Ellen's Burning question.
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"Its time for us to play a special round, the burning questions and I'm gonna read the question and we're gonna answer the question with the first thing that pops in our head it has to be correct answers don't lie." Ellen says. Meryl and Pierce are sitting between her and they are seating on a burning seat. Well, not literally burning if you know what I mean. It has a buzzer in front of them which they have to buzz after they said their answer as Ellen have said to them earlier.
"You guys ready?" She asks Meryl and Pierce and they respond positively.
"What was the rebellious thing you did as a teenager?" Was the first question (Ellen read that out loud.)
"Uhm," Pierce chuckles, "Smoked weed, got high and run into neighbors to get the dog there. I thought there was a fire and I thought I was saving the dog." Pierce answers and buzzed the buzzer before him. While, Ellen and Meryl started laughing.
"Tell my parents I'm gay?" Ellen admitted and the three of them laughed.
Meryl is laughing because of what she have on mind, "Giving my virginity to Pierce?" She answered, hitting the buzzer and laughed at Pierce's feigned hurt expression, Ellen starting to giggle to as Meryl as Pierce look at her leaning on the small table that is connected to the chair.
Meryl threw her head, laughing, she remembered her parents are watching. "Hi mom, dad. Love you. It was all Pierce." She said and waved at her parents.
"It was not me, you initiated it." He said and laugh. The camera focuses on Meryl's parents, they are laughing. And they waved back.
"Who was your first celebrity crush?" Ellen said. "Micheal Jackson." Said Ellen, hitting the buzzer.
"Paul McCartney!" Meryl confidently says. Buzzing the buzzer for many times.
"Wow, This is awkward, uhm. Diane Keaton." Pierce chuckles and buzzes the button.
"What do you sleep in night?" Ellen says.
"Well, boxers and shirt if the kids are there." Pierce answered.
"Oh, when we don't have children yet, naked, totally naked" Meryl said and buzzed. "But when the Shane learned how to ask, boxers for Pierce and a nightdress for me." Meryl continues and buzzes again.
"Naked." Ellen answered and buzzed the buzzer.
"Except your spouse, which co-star was the most fun to kiss?" Ellen says.
"Uhmmmm, Clint Eastwood?" Meryl said, slowly clicking the button before her.
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"Halle Berry?" Pierce said and chuckles again, "that was awkward too." He added then pressing the buzzer in front him.
"What was the dumbest way to hurt yourself?" Ellen asks.
"Oh," Meryl laughed. "Oh, I broke my nose." Meryl said and laugh. Pierce already knows what story she's gonna tell, well, he is the one who run and get the ice for her. "I'm just fresh from the bath, the towel was on the toilet seat, slightly out of reach. Instead of stepping out of the tub to get closer, I attempted to reach for it, slipped and faceplanted on the bathroom floor. All because I didn't want my bath mat to get wet." Meryl said and laugh.
"Well, that's Mary Louise Streep Brosnan everyone if you all are wondering." Pierce joked. They all laughed so as the audience.
"Well, mine was Thanksgivings or Christmas. I don't remember but it was family gather. I was talking with my in-laws, cigarettes and beer on both hands. I was a bit drunk and when I'm drunk, they said that when I talk, I gesture with my hand a lot. We were talking about something and I was excited about it, moving up my hands around. The cigarette somehow flipped up from my hand and the lit hit me right on the eyebrow. I ended up having a half bald eyebrow for 3 weeks. Meryl and I fought about that." Pierce said and chuckles. He is embarrassed but he doesn't know why.
"What's your perfect date night" Was the next question. Pierce already came up his answer but decided to make Meryl answer first.
"When it wasn't my idea? Or planned by me." Meryl said, pressing the button and looking at Pierce. He just grins at her.
"Does he come up with good idea or plan?" Ellen asks, ready to embarrassed Pierce.
"Ehh???" Meryl says, Pierce laughs.
"Hey!" He said and the 3 of them laughed. "Well, mine was simple. When its going to be end by sex." Pierce said and Meryl pinched his shoulder.
The crowds cheered for the reason they are laughing because Meryl's parents are there and there they are talking about sex.
"Name 3 things in your bedside table." Ellen says.
"Hmmm, my glasses, phone and my lip balm." Meryl quickly answer and press the buzzer in front her.
"Meeeee, water, alarm clock and uh~" Pierce trailed off of what he is going to say. It was not appropriate, from tv shows like this.
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"Oh, you stop yourself from saying something." Ellen says and laughs, pointing at Pierce while she says that and Meryl started giggling. Of course Ellen had an idea of what he have in his mind.
"No, its the letter that our kids gave to us." Pierce said and giggle. Well that was true, there are so many things in his nightstand.
"Continue the phrase "my spouse gives the best..." Ellen says and laugh, she knows this is going to be a funny one.
"Head." Pierce now quickly answer and presses the button aggressively. Well, he is right, every now and then Meryl really give a best head. "Oh, the kids are in the backstage. And my in-laws are there. You're mother or daughter does not give literally head like head." Pierce said and motioning his head. "If you know what I mean which! You don't." Pierce said and they laughed. Meryl's arm went behind Ellen and grab Pierce's earlobe and pull it. Pierce started to react, it really hurts.
"He give the best headache guys." Meryl said. Ellen started to laughing, this really got her. Meryl let go of Pierce's earlobe and he quickly put his hand to his earlobe to scratch it.
"Next, if you can't sleep in the middle of the night, what would you do?"
"Wait for me to be asleep again. Just going to close my eyes and Ta-Da!" Pierce said and he presses the buzzer.
"I wake him up too then we eat." Meryl says and presses the button. "Then sometimes sex." She added, looked at him and he winked at him. The crowds shout at their behavior, they are just so adorable together.
"That's my wife you all." Pierce proudly says. "And your daughter, Mr and Mrs Streep." Pierce added, Meryl just revealed herself in front of the world and her parents.
"If you weren't actor or actress, what would you be?"
"Lawyer." Meryl said, laughing when she remembered how did she almost become a lawyer.
"Photographer." Pierce said and buzzes the button.
"What part of your body is your favorite?" Was the next question.
"I really like my shoulder." Meryl said and presses the buzzer.
"Hmm, I like my arm?" Pierce said and buzzed too.
"The next question is, what is your favorite course word?"
"Fuck me." Meryl quickly says and presses the button.
Ellen laughs, so as Pierce. "Does the Me is really included?" She asks.
"Well, she always says that to me." Pierce said. "Fuck me."
Meryl slapped Pierce's arm again. Well, he wasn't lying but she didn't remember him complaining about that.
"What do you say when you need to swear but the kids are around."
"Cluster duck" Ellen says and they all laughed.
"Motherflunker." Puerce said.
"Well, I~" Meryl said, Pierce stops her in mid sentence.
"She just say it anyway." Pierce said. "Shane is there, the twins and Ezra is there and she will be like, 'bullshit Pierce!" Pierce mocked her. They all laughed.
"No I'm not. I~" Meryl is about to defend herself but Pierce interrupted her again, for the second time.
"Shhhhhhh." He just said and they all laughed.
"What's the hardest thing to do when pregnant."
"Sex." Pierce said and hit the button.
"That was hard for you? Gosh, No ovaries, no opinion." Meryl said and all of the people there laughed. "Well, sleep and of course, the laboring of the baby."
"Have you kids caught you having sex?"
"Yes." Meryl and Pierce says in the same time and hitting the buzzer in the same time too.
"Well, I've ask that to you for many many time and I'm not surprised." Ellen states that make the husband and wife laugh.
"What is your favorite body part of each other?"
"You already ask that right?" Meryl asked.
"No, that was what is your favorite part of your own body. This, what is your favorite body part of Pierce and he to you." Ellen says.
"I liked her colar bones." Pierce said.
"His arms, wrapped around me." Meryl said. "What about you?" Meryl asked.
"My favorite body part of Pierce? I think I like his penis." Ellen joked, pressing the button at the same time.
All of the crowds laughed so as the three of them in the stage.
"No, what is your favorite part of your wife." Said Meryl.
"Ohhhh, I like her legs." Ellen says and wriggle her eyebrows.
"Well, Pierce and Meryl here and they answered all my burning question honestly, I think." Ellen says and the segment is queued to be cut.
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