《Peryl in Talkshows》Meryl Streep reads thirst tweets - Buzzfeed
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"Hi guys this is Meryl Streep and I'm here to read your thirst tweets." She said as thr camera cued.
"You are the only woman who have done this." One of the staff said, beside the camera and in front of Meryl.
"Really? Is the tweets are really about me?" She asked. For her, it seems so impossible. "I can't believe it." She added and then chuckled.
There re big cuo where are the printed tweets are placed. Just like Pierce's. She is seated in the chair with a table in front her.
"Okay, let's start!" Meryl said and pick a random paper there.
"Sitting in the back of the grab, thinking about my sexual desire AKA Meryl Streep wearing those black dress with low neckline in Devil Wears Prada." Meryl laughs, like Pierce, she too is speechless. "I don't know what to say but believe me when I say that this tweet reminds me of Pierce." She chucked as well the staff, remembering the times Pierce said on how she looked sexy in Devil Wears Prada.
"Things I want in a woman" the tweet was in bullet form. "-5'6, -her zodiac sign is cancer, I'm cancer," Meryl commented. "-3 time oscar winner and 18 time oscar loser." Meryl laughed at the thought. "Am I a 18 time oscar loser?" She asked. "-played Donna Sheridan in Mamma Mia, oh, its me." She sayd and read thr last two words in the tweet. "-Meryl Streep" she says and confirm her suspicions. "Oh yeah, its me. Well, thank you. That's really flattering." She said and smiled in the camera.
The next tweet was "Woman don't want man, they want MERYL STREEP" she chuckled. "I just realized that I have a fan club that are aged 20 and gay fan club." She said.
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"Next," Meryl said and get anothet paper from the cup. "Can I just say Meryl can fucking destroy me like she can Miranda Priestly this hoe" Meryl laughed, she doesn't even know what that means. "I'll take that as a compliment."
Picking up the next printed tweets, Meryl is getting nervous. The tweets are getting wild and she didn't have any idra how streepers tweet about her.
"Why Meryl Streep is so attractive. Aww, thank you very much," Meryl said as she looked at the camera and back to the paper to read the rest of the tweet. "She is 30 years older than me and I'm lesbian but she gets me hot bothered." Meryl finishes reading the tweet and scoffs. "I don't know if I should be offended of be flattered." Meryl said with a feign hurt in her voice. Speaking of whick, Meryl's thought earlier was emphasized by this tweet. 1.) she have a fan club who are aged aged 20 below, 2.) she have a gat fan club.
And for the last one, "I would like to park my face on Meryl Streep's stroobs. Okay what is stroobs?" She asked, hoping isn't what she is thinking. It didn't take a scientists to guess what stroobs is. But Meryl had no idea that there are suck a thing like that.
"Its a term for your,,," one of the staff tried to explain.
"Boobs?" She said and chuckled. "I can't believe there's such a thing like that but if you want that, you have to deal with Pierce." Meryl said and laughed.
"Honestly, I'm flattered in the tweets. Again, this is Meryl Streep and thank you!!" And the camera was cued.
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