"I'm Scott from BBC Radio 1" The guy from the right introduces himself. Scott is tan and, he looked like British.

"And I'm Chris Stark" The guy in the left introduce himself too. Chris have white skin, he is pure American.

"We are here with Mr and Mrs. Brosnan and they are about to play the game: Playground Insult." Scott says.

"They are sitting opposite each other. Face to face and both staring at each other." Chris says and finally, the camera focuses the couple. The voice of Chris and Scott will say that they are in there.

Meryl point her two fingers to her two eyes then pointing it to Pierce, telling him that she will crush him. Pierce just laughed at her.

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"Don't hold back guys, you know each other very well. Say what you want to say. What you'll be saying in this room is just a game and it will fade. Neither of you should take the insults seriously. What happens to this room, stays in this room. The game ends when someone loses it or someone says the best insult. Let's start" Scott says. "Pierce, you will start"

"Okay, Meryl. You, are a muffin snugglin' old woman" Pierce says. In his serious face and voice.

"That's your insult? Here's my insult; Pierce, that was really funny." Meryl says, mirroring how Pierce is so serious. "Okay, game on Brosnan" She added. "You're an awful singer" Meryl says after she thinks about something. They are the only person inside the room, they just hear Scott and Chris on the speaker.

Pierce laughed at her statement. He thinks of something too. He will try not to go too hard to his wife, but if she crosses the line, he will be hard on her. "You sing like a shit" Meryl says, in her resting bitch face.

"You know, you have a face and body of 20 year old but you have a hearing of 90 year old" Pierce says. He hears Chris and Scott's chuckles through the speaker. Meryl laughs too. "If you think I sing like shit, yeah you have a hearing of 90 year old. That makes sense" Pierce added. Meryl is quite, thinking of a good insult.

"Oh do you want me to repeat that to you? Do you hear what I said?" Pierce asks louder and he laughs. Meryl laughed too at the exaggeration expression that Pierce is doing.

"Your biceps looks like a Thanksgiving Turkey" Meryl finally comes up with something. They both giggles at her statement. Pierce is holding his stomach and she is throwing her head back.

Pierce raises his arm. He is acting like there is hanging there. "Oh, you wouldn't like to bite into that chicken right?" Pierce jokes and Meryl laughed harder.

"You dressed like old George Hamilton" Meryl says. They both bursts into laugh. Well, he is wearing a simple clothes. Nude blazer and white t-shirt inside.

"You smell so bad. I can hear it" Pierce says. Meryl laughed at him, raising her left leg straight, well that is one of her mannerism . That was really funny.

"Where do you keep your oscars?" Meryl asks.

"Hmm, that's really good." Pierce says, thinking for response. "You know, you are really bad in Kramer vs. Kramer" Pierce says. "People are not crying because you so good, they are crying because you are too awful"

Meryl laughed at him. Both Scott and Chris laughed too. Meryl lowered her upper body to control her laughter.

"She is actually terrific in Kramer vs. Kramer" Pierce exclaimed. "I ugly cried there" He added.

Raising her upper body, Meryl look at him and put a hand on his knee. "You actually felt guilty" She said.

"I did!!" Pierce says with an high pitch voice. Laughing and putting his forehead to her knee. They both laughed for a second.

"You felt guilty which is okay. Because I won an Oscar there and you?" Meryl is back on the game when the laughter stopped.

"I have other lover" Pierce says as soon as Meryl stopped talking. They both stare each other for like forever.

"The atmosphere here is getting tense" The camera was back to the radio host when they speak and it was back to the couple again.

They both laughed, harder that they ever did.

"You have a small penis" Meryl says. Pierce laughed at her statement. "So small penis and a really big balls" she added. Pierce is laughing his lungs out, which make Meryl to mirror his actions.

"Yeah, that's 3 balls for you" Pierce answer. Its called tristicles" Pierce jokes. They both giggled at his statement.

"Meryl Streep is definitely the winner of Playground Insult" Chris says and the both laughed.

Back in the room, Pierce is mouthing something to Meryl. "I love you" he whispered.

"Fuck you" Meryl whispered back.

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