《Peryl in Talkshows》Pierce Brosnan reads thirst tweets - Buzzfeed
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"Hi, I'm Pierce Brosnan and I'm gonna read thirst tweets" Pierce says as the camera rolls.
"Do you get called 'Daddy' a lot?" One of the staff behind the camera asks Pierce. He is sitting in a chair and have a table in front of him and a camera. There is also a lot of people beside the camera. And there is also a Thirsty cup where all the printed tweets are contained.
Pierce snorted then chuckles. He grabbed the cup and started to pick one. "Uhmm, to the internet, yes" Pierce says and he got one paper.
"How can someone not like Pierce Brosnan? He's sweet, talented, handsome and HAVE YOU SEEN HIS CHEST HAIR? My goooood" Pierce read out loud.
He chuckles, "well, thank you, that's sweet." Pierce says and started digging the cup.
"That is not thirsty than I thought" Pierce commented. He picked another paper. before he can read it someone speaks.
"Do you read a lot of thirst tweets about you?" before he can read it someone speaks.
"Yeah, sometimes Meryl and I spent time reading tweets" He admitted and most of the staff laugh.
"I hope destiny allows me to, one day, call Pierce Brosnan 'daddy' as a cigarette loosely hangs from his lips" Pierce reads out loud too. Well, he was instructed to read the tweets out loud. He laughs, now its starting.
"Uhm? I hope too?" Pierce answer and giggles. He doesn't know what to says.
He got another paper in his hand and he unfold it. "Pierce Brosnan came on tv and it took all my strength not to lick the screen" Pierce reads again. He remains silent, just smiling. He is flattered and embarrassed at the same time.
"Oh. Tv is not for licking. You might get the bacteria or germs." Pierce jokes.
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"The word 'daddy' was made to be used on Pierce Brosnan and him alone. Don't @ me" Pierce reads. He laughs, yeah he was called daddy for the many times—even Meryl call him that and sometimes that ruins it when his kids call him daddy.
"What does 'don't @ me' means?" Pierce asks. He doesn't really know about the terms in twitter.
"When you are calling somebody out, don't @ me" The staff explained to Pierce.
"Ohhhh, okay, I got it" Pierce says and started to get a paper in a cup. There is 3 more left.
"I just remember how sexy Pierce Brosnan is and now, I need to lie down" Pierce burst out of laughing. He is blushing and he doesn't know why. Is someone getting off because of him?
"Take a little extra time for yourself darlin" Pierce said. And the staff beside the camera laughed too.
"Next one" Pierce said as he get another piece of paper from the cup. "Daddy, exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point." Pierce says because there are 3 exclamation point point beside the daddy word. "Use my face as" Pierce stops and laughs. "Trampoline" he continued.
"Uhmmm, thanks? Thank you? I guess" Pierce said and picks the last paper from the cup.
"Pierce Brosnan really radiates Big Dick Energy and to make it even better, I'm 99% sure that he is actually big. I'm weak just thinking about it" Pierce reads it.
"Well, Meryl can only prove your point" Pierce jokes and the whole cast laughed at him. "But why the 1% percent?" He jokes again and make a sad face.
"Look at that" Pierce says, raising the cup and turning it upside down. Telling the camera that he is out of paper. "This is most fun I ever had in my life." Pierce says. "I mean, it was very very flattering" Pierce says and they cut the camera.
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