《Peryl in Talkshows》Meryl Streep gets a special magic trick from Dan White - Jimmy Fallon
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Meryl and Jimmy are sitting on the couch when the camera rolls. "We have a magician in our show tonight and Pierce, your husband told us that you love magic" Jimmy says and point at Pierce who is in front with the staff, Pierce waved his hand and smiled at them. He is just wearing this jeans and plain white tshirt but he looked so sexy.
"Oh yes, I love magic" Meryl says excitedly.
"We have a special thing, uh, Dan White made a special magic trick just for you" Jimmy explains.
"Wow"
"Yes, I know. Now, lets all welcome, Dan White" Jimmy introduces him and he make his entrance. Both Meryl and Jimmy stands up and shakes his hand.
"Here's the best, Dan White!" Jimmy says and the audience clapped for him.
"Do you mind if we do this standing?" Dan asks politely. "I thought it will be better if we are standing. Meryl, if you didn't mind, please stand here in front of me and Jimmy stand in here" Dan says and they started moving. Dan and Meryl facing each other and Jimmy is in between them but he step backward so Dan can have space.
"Oh. My. God. What did he do!" Jimmy jokes that makes people laugh including Meryl.
"I know! I think he do something!" Meryl came along and laugh.
"Meryl, I have a card here and all I want you to do is to touch a back of one card" Dan says as he spread the card from their back. Meryl looked down the card and put a finger in a back of a card.
"Take it out, Take it out" Dan says as Meryl slips it carefully and hide the card to her clothes while Dan is speaking.
"Show to all and it doesn't matter if I see it" Dan says and Meryl release a breath that she didn't knew she was holding. Meryl finally reveal the card to the audience, Jimmy and Dan.
"Meryl has chosen: A black four of spades" Dan says after he looked at the card. "Meryl, what I like you to do is write your big name across the face of that four of spades" Dan says as he get a sharpie pen in his pocket and take the cover of the pen and handed it to Meryl. Meryl is smiling while she is writing the name and give it to Dan.
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"Okay cap the pen so you don't get dirty" Dan says as he is fanning the card so it will get dry as soon as possible. And Meryl did what she was told and Jimmy offered to hold the sharpie.
"I want you all to have a look at Meryl's name on the four of spades" Dan says as he shows the card to the audience and cameras. "Meryl, This card is the only card in the entire world" Dan explains when Jimmy interrupts. "The card doesn't have Meryl's name on it"
"Yeah is says 'Peryl' Dan says and the cheers shouted and Meryl laughed.
"Well, I though I would just" Meryl explains and Dan interrupts her too. "There's no way I could have know that right?" He says and Meryl just nodded. "Okay Meryl, I'm going to take your four of spades with 'Peryl' on it and I'm gonna fold it into half" Dan says as he does what he was saying. "And fold it to half again" Dan says when he fold it to half again. "And Meryl, This is the weird part comes" Dan says.
"What's gonna happen?" Meryl says and put her hands together.
"I know! What's gonna happen? I'm freaking out" Jimmy says laughing and squealing.
"Me too!!!" Meryl says and laughed too.
"Meryl, Can you please open your mouth?" Dan asks, holding the card up.
"Holyyyyy~" Jimmy reacts and the crowds starts to laugh, including Pierce.
"Just a little bit" Dan says as Meryl open her mouth. "Perfect" he continues.
"And Meryl?" Dan calls for her.
"Uh huh?" Meryl asks, still open mouthed.
"Can you please bite down your card" Dan says, slowly putting the card to Meryl's open mouth. Meryl do what she was told. "Hold it there" Dan remind.
"Alright" Meryl says, almost can't understand because of the can in her mouth.
"Meryl, I will take another card here" Dan says pick another card.
"Oh, and you will just like that for the whole performance" Jimmy says teasingly to Meryl. She just giggles and shrugs her head.
"I got black eight of spades here" Dan says showing the card to crowds, Jimmy and Meryl.
"You got the sharpie? Where's the sharpie" Dan asks and Jimmy handed him the sharpie. "I'm gonna do what Meryl exactly do to her card. I'm gonna write my signature across the face of the eight of spades" Dan explains whilst doing what he was saying. "Literary, I will do the same thing that I did with Meryl's card. I'm gonna fold it to half like this and fold it like that" Dan says, demonstrating what he was saying.
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"Its kind of having a saliva here" Meryl mumbles with a card on her mouth and point at it.
"Yeah" Dan says and chuckles. "And again, the eight of spades will go to my mouth" He says and bit the card. Dan grabs the sharpie in his pocket and he uses it to insert the card inside his mouth. Now, the card is inside his mouth and he bit the sharpie. He instructed Meryl to open her hands and stretch it a little to him with his hands and held her hands as he does something with his mouth. He take the sharpie out and he just stare at Meryl's eyes.
"Don't" Meryl mumbles, staring at his eyes too.
Dan steps forward and now, he is inch away from him. Pierce's jaw dropped, he can't believe what he have done and he is not impress in it. He stepped forward and walk to where the three is located. He settled himself beside Jimmy.
The crowds laugh and Dan is still doing something inside his mouth. Pierce raises his eyebrow, glaring at him and he also looked into his wife who seemed to be enjoying it, even though she is a bit uncomfortable.
"What is going on?" Jimmy says in disbelief. He knows this is just a skit but he doesn't believe that he have done this far. "This is not a trick" Jimmy continues as Dan finally pull his head back and faces the crowd. He opens his mouth and there's a smoke came out there. Meryl was so shocked, she was also amazed.
"How the hell did that happened?!" Jimmy screams as the crowds too. Meryl just smiled and Pierce too, he is now amazed too.
"Oh. My. God!" Meryl mumbles. Dan is still holding both of her hands and Pierce breaks the contact of their hands and the audience laughs.
"Meryl?" Dan asks, mumbling too because of card positioned between his lips professionally. "Do you feel anything?" He asks.
"Yes I do" Meryl sarcastically says and Jimmy and the audience laughs.
"I do too" Pierce says which made the people laugh hard.
"I felt nothing about it" Jimmy says, waving his hands as a sign of nothing.
"Meryl, I glad you did because" He pauses and get the folded card between his lips. "Now, in my mouth, I now have Meryl's four of spades" Dan continue as he slowly unfold and revealed the card. Yes it is, he really do have Meryl's card and that is so fantastic!
"Can I get it?" Meryl asks. Dan nodded and she gets the card, she wipe the saliva off the card with Pierce shirt. The audience giggles as the people in stages. Meryl fold the card and get shocked.
"Meryl now have, my eight of spades" he announce and he was right again because Meryl now have his card.
"How is that possible?!!" Meryl squeals. Pierce is amazed too and kind of want to learn how to perform magic. "Did you made a deal with a devil?" Meryl asks and the three men at the stage laughs.
"How did that happened?" Jimmy says. Dan just shrugs his head and Jimmy and him shaked hands. Dan faces Pierce and shook his hands with him too. Dan finally exited the stage to get ready and the three of them is left to the stage.
"That was so amazing!!" Jimmy says. "Glad you say that Meryl loves magic"
"I kind of regret it" Pierce says and Meryl glare at him. "Just kidding" he says and they laughed.
"Guys, Meryl and Pierce here!!" Jimmy says and the commercial finally came.
You seem to like it huh" Pierce says while helping Meryl to get her stuff.
"What do you mean?" Meryl asks. She knew what exactly he means, she just want for him to say it.
"You know, the magic and the inch away from him" Pierce says and he gives a hard tone in few last words.
"Ohh I love it" Meryl teases.
"You know what?! I'm going to learn how to magic" Pierce says and Meryl just laughs.
"Come on, jealous freak" Meryl says and Pierce opened the door for her.
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