"Hi Pierce" James greeted as the camera rolls.

"Hi James" Pierce says in his strong irish accent.

"You know, when I said lets have some dinner sometime, this is not what I had in my mind" Pierce says making James and the crowds laugh.

"I think you all know how to play this game. So, Lets see what do we have here" James still smiling. Pierce is a bit nervous because he had seen the version of this of his wife. He is nervous about the food that is served in front of them and to the question that the staff prepared for them.

"So we have Turkey testicles, Cod sperm, Pig blood curd" James says while he is spinning the table in front of them so the camera can shot and and the audience. Pierce just groans, he loathed the food or whatever you call that, I mean do you consider that as food? God, how terrified he is, that's so awful. "Our favorite here, the cows tongue. And a famous Scottish delicacies, Haggis. Do you know what Haggis is?" James asks.

"Is it sheep inside?" Pierce tentatively asks.

"Kind of. Its a savory pudding, that contains; sheep's heart, liver and lungs. All encased beautifully inside the sheep's stomach" James explains.

"That's awful, I feel bad for the sheep" Pierce says and laughs. A half of him says its true and the other half says that he just don't want to eat that.

"Next we have here; Soy sauce and mayonnaise" James says. Pierce just froze, how he hates mayonnaise. If y'all read my 2nd version of dom/sub in 30 situations nsfw, you will see how he hates it. "We also have here the Herring Rollmop which I don't even know what that's it and our favorites, The Bull Penis and 1000 year old egg.

"Well that's nice. We have a penis and a sperm here and we also have a testicles." Pierce jokes. James laugh hysterically and the audience cheers. "And wow, It all look so terrible" Pierce says, shaking his head in disbelief.

"I know you guys can't smell it, but it doens't smell good" Pierce says facing the crowd.

"It's really disgusting, its horrific" James criticize.

"This pig blood curd here, its smell like, I'm in the meat market" Pierce explains.

"Oh, okay then I think I'm gonna give you the pic blood curd" James says unexpectedly whilst spinning the table, to serve Pierce the said food.

"You don't have to answer the question but if you don't answer the question, you have to take a bit of it" James continues.

"Okay"

"Alright so here's your question" James says as he picks a card beside him. James reads the question in his mind and chuckles.

James is about to read the question out loud but suddenly, Pierce takes a pierce of the meat and he put it to his mouth to chew it. The cheers laughed and applause and James just look at him with his jaw dropped.

"Oh, Did I go too soon?" Pierce jokingly asks, still chewing the pig as he did. "Did I go too fast?..... I don't know how the game works, you didn't explain to me" Pierce kiddingly says again. Whilst James and the crowd are laughing. No one ever did such thing at James' show. "Its actually not bad" Pierce state.

"Then I will change it, lets change it. Lets cleanse it with cod sperm" James says bringing the said item to Pierce by spinning the table. "That is a big Pierce" James says still laughing at Pierce's naughty behavior.

"Is that a really cod sperm" Pierce asks, staring down at the disgusting item.

"I guess so" Said James, shrugging his head.

"Lets see" Pierce says, lifting the glass that full of cod sperm. He is about to take a gulp but James stop him.

"No Pierce, No, No" He shouts exaggeratedly and laughs. "Hold on, pal" He aslo said.

"Oh I'm screwed, so screwed" James says putting a hand to his forehead.

"I should not have smoked the joint that Meryl gave me before I came here" Pierce says jokingly and laughs. The crowds and James laughed too.

"Alright, Here's your question" James says picking up a photograph beside him. What are you really whispering to your wife Meryl Streep in this photo" James finally asks as he reveal the photograph, yes the one that they showed Meryl when she played this game. Photograph where

Pierce is whispering something to Meryl's ear.

"I will not say such thing" Pierce says picking up the glass of cod sperm for the second time. James stop him before his lips make a contact with the glass.

"Wait, Pierce, it is really that bad?" James asks confusingly.

"What bad?"

"You whispered to her"

"I'll just leave it to your imaginations" Pierce says pouring the sperm to his mouth.

"Oh God" James says. Yeah it is really disgusting. Pierce picks the bowl from the ground and spit the items in his mouth.

"That's awful" Pierce says, grabbing a napkin beside him. He also gurgle with a water and spit it in the bowl.

"Revenge time" Pierce says, putting his hands to the spinning table and searching for the right one for his friend, James. "I don't know what that is but I think I'll give you the herring rollmop" Pierce says, now spinning the table. "Here's the question" Pierce says picking a card beside him. "James. Possibly the most important question so far, especially careerwise, which country is better? England of USA. That's hard" Pierce says laughing at James' expression.

"Oh. My. God. I can't. That's so hard!" James says, panicked. James puts his knuckles to his mouth and shrugs his head.

"You fucked up again! You have to eat that!" Pierce says teasingly. He knows that James will not answer that question, or there will be consequences. "Get a spoon, close your eyes, put it in your mouth and chew and swallow it quickly" Pierce says, acting it step by step.

James remain silent. Pierce and the crowd are just laughing. And after a few second, James finally take a bit. He chew it twice and pick the bowl beside him to spit.

"Oh that's salty" James says, spitting a saliva again and again. Pierce is now laughing so as the audience.

"My turn, my turn" James says as he settled down. "I'm gonna give you the Haggis" James says, picking a card beside him.

"What was it again?" Pierce asks, staring down at the said delicacies.

"It's sheep's heart, lungs and liver inside the sheep's stomach" James explains.

"Nice, I might get pregnant and I will be carrying sheep" Pierce jokes, they all laughed including the staffs.

"Here's my question Pierce. Give your least favorite part of your wife's body part" James says, laughing. James knew that Pierce can't answer this question. I mean, she is the love of his life.

"I don't think I can answer that" Pierce says, shrugging his head because the question is driving his insane.

"You don't have to but you have to take a bite of this beautiful sheep parts" James teasingly says.

"Uhmmmm, Herrrrrrr" Pierce says, stretching every word as he think a part of his wife. "No, I can't" Pierce continue, now picking up the Haggis and taking a bite of his. He chew it for a couple of times and realize that it wasn't that bad. "It wasn't that bad huh" Pierce commented and James raised an eyebrow.

"My turn" James says. Pierce settled down and pick a disgusting food for him.

"I'm gonna go for Turkey testicles" Pierce says, spinning the table.

"That's fucking disgusting" James exclaimed, making Pierce chuckles.

"I know, I know" Pierce agreed as he picked a card beside him. "Okay James, this is your question. Being a talk show host, actor or singer. If you will choose one of those for you career. What will you choose?"

"Uhmmmm, I think I'm gonna go for being a late night talk show host" James admit. "That's where I started" He continues and the crowd clapped their hands for him so as Pierce.

"I'm gonna pick the mayonnaise with soy sauce for you Mr." James says. He doesn't know that Pierce hates mayo but now he will.

"Fuck! I hate mayonnaise! And with soy sauce? That's worst I think I'm gonna puke" Pierce says, clenching his face and pursing his lips with pure disgust on it.

"Here's the question Mr. Brosnan who hates mayonnaise but he have to eat it because of this question" James says after he read the question written on the card with his mind. "Okay Pierce.

"James"

"Critic something about your wife, Meryl Streep"

"What? Why it is all about my wife? Am i really that predictable?" Pierce says and shrugs his head.

"Yes you are Pierce" James says and giggles.

"I don't want to answer that and I don't want to eat that" Pierce exclaimed, raising his head and closing his eyes. "God, Please help me" He says as he put his hands together. James and the audience laugh.

"It's either way Pierce" James says.

"I think the paleness of her lips" Pierce says. "I don't like the paleness of her lips so its either she will use lipstick or any kind of lip product or I moisturize her lips"

"What? You moisturize her lips?" James asks confusingly.

"Yes I do" Pierce answered proudly.

"What do you use? I might use it with my wife" James asks.

Pierce can't stop smiling because of his own idea. "My lips" Pierce says confidently and James and the crowds laugh.

"That's smooth Pierce, so smooth" James says, still giggling. How I wonder how embarrass is Meryl when she have seen this.

"Let's move on then" Pierce says, smiling brightly. James couldn't remove the smirk on his face because of Pierce's statement earlier. Pierce already got in his mind what food he wanted to give James. "I'm gonna give you the cow tongue" Pierce says and he already got the question and ready to ask him.

"Okay, Pierce"

"James, Name one camera man who's here in the room" Pierce says and laughs. Even him, every movies that he filmed he didn't even knew one cameraman he had worked with. James just is shrugging his head, he quickly grab the cow tongue and take a bit on it. Its chewy and disgusting to be honest. Pierce laughs at him as he swallow the tongue.

"Okay, last question and last disgusting food for you Pierce" James says. "I'm gonna give you the Bull's Penis. Here's for you Pierce: There's a rumor that you dated Angelina Jolie" Pierce just nodded his head.

"What is the question?" He asks because he wants this to be finished.

"The question is: What was Angelina Jolie in bed?" James says and giggles hysterically. Pierce just covered his face with his hands as he laughs. The audience are cheering too.

"I'm really glad you brought this up. FAKE NEWS, I never actually met Angelina Jolie" Pierce teasingly says.

"No!!!" James exclaimed.

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, James"

"Really? But if you ever met Angelina Jolie, would you sleep her?" James asks.

"Absolutely NO!" Pierce says and laughs. He knows he will get divorced as fast as he was married if he answered it differently. I mean why would he answer it differently? Right.

"Okay guys, Spill you guts or Fill you guts with Pierce Brosnan!!!" James outro and the commercial starts to roll.