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The fine sunny weather today was quite rare in the south during the winter days. Even rarer was that the two xiao cao of F University who were as incompatible as fire and water were once again meeting together amiably.

"What kind of clothes are you wearing?" Wang GuangNing looked at Zhang Lingyi who was unexpectedly wearing formal dress that were usually only seen at job recruitments and with great effort, tried to control his own expression from cracking.

Zhang Lingyi shrugged his shoulders leisurely with an expression of helplessness. "Didn't we agree to wear black clothes? These are the only black clothes I have which I'd bought for the purpose of meeting a sponsor."

That was true, as a chairman of the student association, Zhang Lingyi would frequently come into contact with sponsors, especially the elite!

"As a man, how can you not own any black clothes?" Wang Guangning spoke in an unforgiving tone. A male prostitute who didn't even own any black clothes, how could he be worthy of being the gong? Wang Guangning really thought that he would die!

The corner of Zhang Lingyi's lips lifted, "Is there a rule that all men must have black clothes?"

As he spoke, he glanced over Wang Guangning's attire.

Simple jeans and a black windbreaker, it was quite handsome.

In his heart, Zhang Lingyi nodded in satisfaction. Although Wang Guangning was not very pleasing to the eye, but he had to admit that in F University, only Wang Guangning was comparable to him.

Sure enough, choosing to be gay with him was the correct choice.

Yet at this moment, the voice in Wang Guangning's heart was completely opposite to Zhang Lingyi's.

Heavens, how come Zhang Lingyi was quite normal when competing with him usually, but his level dropped so much when they started collaborating?

Just who would be so mentally deficient as to wear formal dress as a matching couple outfit?

Helpless, Wang Guangning pulled him towards the bus stop, talking at they walked, "Let's go. We might as well go and buy a set of decent matching couple outfits."

It wasn't the weekend today, so the stream of people on the pedestrian streets could be endured. However, the size of the matching couple outfits could really not be tolerated!

"Miss, why are they all one large, one small? Are there not anything in the same size?" As the visited the N number of store, Wang Guangning finally couldn't help but flip out.

Zhang Lingyi and his stature were quite similar, with both being tall and lean, but all the matching couple outfits at the market were only for a man and a woman. They were simply unable to meet the demands of them both at the same time.

On top of that, Zhang Lingyi was wearing formal dress, so there were many people casting them sidelong glances as they walked down the street. Walking with him, Wang Guangning only thought that his entire temperament was being implicated by Zhang Lingyi. He was incomparably ashamed and couldn't help but wish to find a pocket and hide him away.

"Ah, this is very normal~" Zhang Lingyi seemed to be quite open, indifferently waving his hand.

"This is evidently just discriminating against same-sex partners," Wang Guangning groaned, thinking that he was being marginalised by this society.

He felt so aggrieved that he completely forget that he were merely pretending to be gay.

"Forget it. Let's just go and buy two matching pairs of clothes," said Zhang Lingyi.

"But!" Wang Guangning still felt wronged and pointed at a set of SpongeBob SquarePants matching couple outfit in small store by the roadside, "I want that set!"

Zhang Lingyi looked at the yellow and violent cartoon image, and suddenly was very glad that this store didn't provide matching couple outfits for men.

However, Wang Guangning was currently walking wildly, it was better not to provoke him...

"There's nothing that can be done, the size isn't suitable for us. Let's go and look over there!" Zhang Lingyi grabbed Wang Guangning's hand and pulled him towards the brand store opposite.

In the end, the two chose a checked shirt and a V-neck sweater each, the design quite suitable for their age. Wearing it made their youthfulness to rise, vigorous and energetic. It was as if the cold of the winter was driven away by more than half.

The shop assistant stared at them, eyes fixed.

Wang Guangning insisted that they must wear these clothes on their way back. Of course, the main reason was that he really didn't have the face to keep looking at Zhang Linyi wearing that formal wear while walking around.

So on their return, the two of them attracted attention the entire way back.

They originally both grew up as children who were often the focus of everything, and were quite used to the feeling of being stared at by onlookers.

Yet, the gazes on them today were almost three or four times the usual. Even the two seasoned people couldn't help finding it hard to endure.

While at the subway, Wang Guangning faintly heard two girls whispering to their side.

"Wow. These two people are so handsome!"

"Yes, yes! But why do they have the same clothes? Are they a restaurant's uniform?"

"Ah, that could be. But which restaurant has such handsome waiters? I must go there every day!"

Waiter?!

The veins on Wang Guangning's forehead bulged.

Your sister! Where did he look like a waiter?

Where have you seen such a handsome waiter?

How do these clothes look like a restaurant's uniform? This was obviously a matching couple outfit!

Matching. Couple. Outfit!

Wang Guangning's heart roared madly, but his face still maintained an expression of elegance. Then, leaning slightly towards Zhang Lingyi, he lowly said, "Quick! Take my hand!"

Zhang Lingyi's one hand was still carrying the bag of their clothes. Hearing what he said, his face frowned, "No, then I'll have no hand to pull the strap handle."

"Are you going to die if you don't hold the strap handle?" Wang Guangning's voice lowered and he tugged at Zhang Lingyi's hand, pulling it stiffly away from the strap handle and then aggressively held it.

"Hey...you..."

Just as Zhang Lingyi was going to react violently, Wang Guangning immediately gave him a supercilious look which hinted, "I'm holding a pole, if you can't stand steadily, then clench my hand tightly. I'll hold onto you."

Then he lowered his voice even more, "Those girls are watching. Act sweet and happy, make sure to act sweet and happy!"

Only then did Zhang Lingyi remember their current status of lovers, and he promptly directed a tender gaze at Wang Guangning, his hand holding the other's tightly.

"Shit, don't grasp my hand so tightly!" said Wang Guangning with a pinched expression.

"No, I can't bear to leave you." Zhang Lingyi spoke, sickeningly sweet.

Consequently, a sweet and romantic scene of holding hands at the subway became arm-wrestling.

Of course, to others it still seemed to be harmonious and romantic.

Sure enough, the faces of the girls who were excitedly discussing before changed silently.

"Ah, look. They're holding hands, am I seeing wrong?"

"You're right, they're really holding hands!" The voice shook.

"Men holding hands and what not, how disgusting. Do you think they are that~"

"Shhh, be more quiet~"

"So sad...why do all the good men have boyfriends?"

......

Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi left the underground subway in satisfaction.

That's right, they must hear the sound of the girls' hearts breaking.

The two of them circled around the F University campus in their matching couple outfit. After receiving countless astonished glances and causing glasses to break, they finally parted to return to their own dormitories, perfectly contented.

Wang Guangning had only just entered the dormitory when the door opened and his roommate Sun Siyang threw himself at him with an expression of making a fuss about nothing.

"Guangning, I just saw a hot thread on the F Xing Ren forum that said you and Zhang Lingyi were wearing the same clothes and that you bitterly met each other on accident. Many people saw you wearing the same clothes and simultaneously appearing at the same place."

Fuck, how come it seemed to be different to what he had predicted?

Indignant, Wang Guangning went straight to his computer and started it up, opening the F Xing Ren forum.

Sure enough, the hot topic for today was the thread《Unprecendented in history, two xiao cao finally wearing the same outfit》.

The post used an extremely exaggerated tone to describe every aspect of how Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi appeared on campus wearing the exact same clothes, receiving many people's attention.

The two people who were F University's number one candidate for the intense competition of most handsome guy normally didn't meet, yet met today in the most bitter style. Meeting once, they met again and again, meeting each other more often than bumper cars.

Underneath the post, there were even many pictures supplied by different users of the two wearing the same clothes and meeting at different corners of the campus. There were even fierce debates of who was the most handsome in the end.

Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi both had their own fans at school, so normally when there was nothing to talk about, they would take the topic of who was the number one handsome guy and fight with each other. However, since both of them had their own distinguishing characteristic, it was difficult to separate who was superior.

The situation today of them both wearing the same clothes was extremely rare, and it could be considered truly allowing the two of them to be compared online at the same level. Therefore, it was awfully chaotic on the forum.

However, even though the opinions of both sides conflicted, their fundamental ways of speech was relatively similar. It was all, 'our family¹ wears the clothes like he's a prince, and yours wears them like he's no different than a waiter at the dining hall!'

used by Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi's fans to refer to them in a more intimate manner.

The more Wang Guangning read, the more black his face became.

The little fatty Sun Siyang thought that he was angry because of the situation of having worn the same clothes in public and hurried to console him, "Guangning, don't take offense. I think you wearing these clothes look much better than Zhang Lingyi."

Wang Guangning hmphed, ignoring him then registered a sock-puppet² for himself and prepared to go into battle.

A sock-puppet is an online identity used for purposes of deception.

There was nothing else he could do. After all, as a campus celebrity, his name has long been stripped of the light.

"Don't you all think, that this is a set of matching couple outfit?" he posted using his sock-puppet. But the "cute matching couple outfit" was short-lived, quickly covered and drowned by a debate of who was F University's most handsome guy.

"Fuck!" Wang Guangning suddenly hit the table and his phone which was on the table just happened to flash.

Opening it, Wang Guangning realised it was a message from Zhang Linyi.

Wang Guangning replied:

Reading the message, Wang Guangning abruptly wondered whether choosing to by gay with Zhang Lingyi was really the correct decision.

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Don't regret anything when it's barely even started WGN~ TT ^ TT

o(〒﹏〒)o I apologise for having not posted in so long, but I wasn't able to access anything as there had been problems with my laptop so I needed to get it fixed. Everything's alright now though, so I can continue posting again ^ – ^

translator: k i a i