"Why is everyone buying toilet paper?" Rey said confused.

"Eh, who cares. Let's go buy some ice cream."

"We should get toilet paper."

"REY GET BACK HERE. WE DO NOT NEED-"

"But Ben, please?" Rey said smiling softly at him.

"No."

"Yes."

"Rey, no."

"Rey, yes." Rey said smirking.

"Do you know what's not disappearing off of shelves?"

"What?" Rey said confused. It seemed that everything was flying off of shelves

"Condoms."

Rey's face turned bright pink.

"And birth control. But, pregnancy tests are on sale. Maybe we should pick some up?"

"Ben-"

"We could get a crib and put it in the apartment."

"We are in college."

"Then get my ice cream. If you don't shut up about toilet paper, we are making a baby."

"I don't think that's how it works."

"I want chocolate ice cream with rainbow sprinkles."

"You're a child."

"There's a child in your stomach."

"WHAT?"

"Oo, they have lemon ice pops."

Rey sighed. "This is going to be a long quarantine."

Anyways please wash your hands and practice social distancing as much as possible unless you are near JJ Abrams. Cough and say "that's for Solo."

But low key I was thinking and if god forbid I was to die, I want my tombstone to say "Gone to see Ben Solo."

(May that time be for a while because I still need to name my future kid Ren)